A letter from God.

wow... I so need to be rescued right now

Surely this is satire? If it's real I can only conclude that this person has never met a teenager. But I'm still placing my bets on satire.

It was an actual letter from the church.

I come under all but four of those .

Look out everybody, I just found out I'm goth.

Well it seems that everything except reading the Bible, going to Church and talking to members of the Clergy is sinful.


What a fun world we live in.

This is the best advertisement for Count Chocula I've ever seen.

ok...they had to get me started...so here i go.

firstly. pentagrams and upside down crosses represent completely different things...

witchcraft has got nothing to do with satanism.

and... holy shit. band t-shirts, are not for advertising any anti-god culture... they are ironically enough for advertising. yep. you guessed it.

BANDS!!!

now im off to hyper ventilate.

Witchcraft I believe has quite a bit to do with Satanism. And the pentagrams and Peter's Crosses can resemble multiple things - much how the cross didn't used to represent Jesus' execution.

Paganism != Satanism.

is that a joke or are you really that ignorant?

Are you an idiot or are you really just an idiot?

Either you’re the ignorant one for thinking Paganism is the same thing as Satanism, or you’re the ignorant one for thinking != isn’t the opposite of ==.

Wicca, Paganism and Satanism are very different things. Paganism is a blanket term for all sorts of traditional, polytheist, and nature-based religions, including Wicca. Witchcraft doesn’t even have a Satan figure.

We need Ann Neely right now.

And yeah, pentagrams are only Satanic when used upside down as it represents the inverse of the principles of Wicca just as an upside down cross represents the inverse of Christ.

Oh, was 4chan on that list anywhere?

Count Dracula Cereal.

Even Satanism isn't what people tend to think it is.

LaVey's Satanic Bible was actually a fun read... but it's actually only a book full of stuff people want to hear to make them feel good about themselves.

Wat