Fucking Awesome Again

I win. Excellent. Not bad going. Et cetera.

You have either hit the back button on your browser or are sat here thinking 'what are you on about you imbecile, Sam?'.

I will explain:
Some young little shit (approximately around 14 years of age) was stealing the caps that seal the wheels of my car (forget what they call them) whilst I watched for several seconds (he was unaware of my presence). I decided to wait until he was taking the third one, and then I unlocked my car via the electronic keys (I made sure I was passing so he couldn't escape).

Oh, his face was a picture. I had my caps back, but that wasn't enough. I wanted to beat him senseless for his ignorance, but that's against the law. So instead when I passed him when turning around in the car, I 'accidentally' threw my water that had been there for days over his clothes.

I win. Just goes to show that ignorance doesn't get you anywhere.