Oh Dear

My nephew went to my brother's farm to visit him. Unfortunately, my brother is not the sharpest tool in the shed, and taught our eleven year old nephew to use a chainsaw (according to my brother's wife).

So, as the story goes according to Louise (my brother's wife), my brother got useless furniture out of the garage and put them in the (empty) barn to let my nephew cut up (total imbecile).

Anyway, long story short, my brother's cat was in one of the cupboards that my nephew cut up. I think you can imagine what happened to it. Anyway, my brother's given me one hundred pounds as a bribery not to go tell the police that he left a minor unsupervised with a chainsaw (I didn't ask for the money, and I wasn't going to the police anyway). I'm just glad my nephew's alright.

Did I accept the bribery? Yes. It sounds like a scum-like act, but I'm putting it towards a new drumkit for him ('him' being my brother).
He does not know this.

Anyway, my nephew is to stay away from my brother's farm now.

My brother doesn't really do any farming, but he just owns the place. It's not used any more. It's more of a field with a house and a barn.