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Lord Vhazen can't anymore.

Posted 02-08-2017 at 04:59 PM by Lord Vhazen
Okay so lately behind the scenes I've been having some healthcare insurance problems with Tricare that's shown up since I tried to get them to pay for an allergy test somewhere but they kept rejecting it.... We've been given the run around for a while but now I just found out what the problem is. At some point down the line, they screwed up their paperwork up there at some point - don't know when.

They think I'm married to my father.

I don't even know how this is possible.

I don't know how long it's been like this.

I really don't even know what else to say, I feel like that one sentence just completes my life. I don't even think I can wake up again tomorrow or any other day because I don't think I'll ever get to this point in life again - I'll never be able to top this. I'm done. Goodnight.
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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I think you might want to marry your father.
Posted 02-08-2017 at 07:22 PM by Mr. Bungle

Lord Vhazen's Avatar
Die.
Posted 02-08-2017 at 07:51 PM by Lord Vhazen

Varrok's Avatar
Sue the heck out of them
Posted 02-08-2017 at 09:10 PM by Varrok

Nepsotic's Avatar
What? He has no grounds to sue them over anything.
Also, this is amazing
Posted 02-08-2017 at 11:08 PM by Nepsotic

Crashpunk's Avatar
Reminds me of that Futurama Episode.

Only you didn't kill your grandfather and sleep with your grandmother.

So it's nothing like that. I- shut up.
Posted 02-09-2017 at 02:40 PM by Crashpunk
Updated 02-09-2017 at 02:45 PM by Crashpunk

Lord Vhazen's Avatar
OOOOOOOooo
A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'M MY OWN GRANPA.
GET OUTTA HERE YA HOBO :U
Posted 02-09-2017 at 07:55 PM by Lord Vhazen

 






 
 
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