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isn't almost everyone here gay though

McYossie, you bring up a great point. I'm bisexual. I don't mind a little bit of both. However, I don't want to engage in any sexual activities. Plus I've... Already got someone to call "mine". I would never do anything to hurt him. Having sex with a girl (who isn't even remotely attractive) would be betraying my significant other. I practice sexual abstinence, because sexual activity vexes me. (I had to steal and reuse that joke).

Did she know you were within her earshot? Might have been trying to make you jealous.

Also, I wasn't pointing out that she was potentially flirting with you as an opening to sexytimes. I was just suggesting that if you kindly tell her that you're unavailable, she might stop bothering you.

Joke? Can someone point it out to me? This isn't sarcasm - I'm genuinely confused here. Is it just because of the 'vexes'/Vexen thing?

"Vexes" is the joke.

It wasn't funny the first time.

it was hilarious puns are the best screw you

I thought it was pretty funny.