I HAD AN EPIPHANY

I just realised something, you guys.
All these people, this generation, the kids at school, the fat fuckers on the Jeremy Kyle show...

What makes me better than them?
Well, I have a higher level of thinking, I look down upon them and understand that they are, by definition, "not as good as me". Plus, I made music, I actually contributed something to the universe, no matter how mundane it was.

Well, that's what I thought until just a few hours ago. I was having a conversation with a friend, and I won't go into the details but basically I realised that, in actual fact, I am even worse than they are.
That's right, this lowlife scum if actually BETTER than me, because how fucking dare I.

Jesus

Anyway, I thought I'd share this epiphany with you guys. Maybe you too should take a minute out of your day and think, "hang on, I'm not very good".
Then again, perhaps there's no need, most of you have probably already had this epiphany or something similar to it. I want to know what triggered it for you. We can have like a little group session, this'll be fun!

Ok, go.