PFFFFFT

My creative flow has come to a halt. It's making me very frustrated. Just sitting around, listening to 10 Years on my iPod for an hour, when I thought, "Hey! I think I'll try to flesh out some crack ideas for a retarded Oddworld fan fiction! FUN!"

First idea was an alternate universe kind of thing, with Oddworld basically being transformed into a more corrupt version of America. Because criticism of your own country is so fantabulous. If you've been stalking my deviantART, you'll probably have seen this idea already. Oh wells.

Other thing: A (much worse) idea involving the cast in some sort of high school type setting. Throwing characters like that in such an unorthodox situation amuses me, but I don't know if I could work that into a full story. It's...too...silly.

Or, I could just say, "Screw it," and write the worst crack fiction the world has ever seen. Can anyone say, "Oddworld Orgy?!" *Dry-humps Aslik*

...Lack of good ideas drives me to insanity. You've been warned. Now, I had better get something before that last one becomes a reality. For humanity's sake, I REALLY hope I don't write something like that.