The Christmas are over

Yeah but there's New Year to look forward to.

Does it mean most of you won't spend the New Year Eve sad, pathetic and isolated? Plus drunk.

I intend to spend it with alcohol in my stomach and a girl's tongue down my throat. If that is your opinion of pathetic, isolated and sad then I think you're doing life wrong.

I'll spend it drunk, maybe pathetic, but not sad or isolated. I've got my old age to be that if I make it that far. :P

No. Well... No. No.

Oh now all of you are ruining my image about OWF...
: /

Varrok is upset because he's now all alone in his sadness, patheticism (neologisms for the win) and isolation.

I'M NOT DRUNK!
*checks STM's comment again*
FUCK YOU D:

Yeah, I feel kinda down lately. But this should be only temporary

It's Seasonal Pussy Disorder. Affects lots of bitch ass pussies.

Damn, I should live in another country. I can't treat it like OANST does.

We have KFCs and Burger Kings, Subways and McDonalds. No luck with Taco Bells

Just cross the border, dumb ass. It's not like you have to worry about spending money.

The nearest border is Germany. There aren't any Taco Bells in Germany afaik. Germany sucks. And Hitler.

Seriously, fuck Germany.

They do have schnitzel though.

According to wiki, it might belong to some other country, like Austria

That's where Hitler is actually from.

That's when Hitler is actually from.

That's ,where Hit,ler is actually, from.

You should come to the UK and see if we have any, about 95% of all Polish people live in London now any way.

That's racist!

Do it some more.

There's a black guy in our family tree...

How long has he been hanging around?

OU!

What if he’s gay?

Alternate answer: I intend to spend it with alcohol down my throat and a tongue in my stomach

I hate forgetting that tiny little detail.

I've heard the same about Ireland. And it's mostly not a part of UK

Being gay is for faggots.

I intend to spend it with a girl in my stomach and my tongue down my throat? Am I doing it well?

Very well, old chap. Now, let's cork the pram, and spread a crumpets for the queen, my good Lassie.

Indeed, let me just put a new battery in my cuff-link time Johnny. Then we can grab a beef Wellington ensemble with lettuce from McDonalds (est. 1666) before pressing the old chimey pushknob of the local brothel and submitting ourselves to some good, Christian rumpy pumpy with a whore caked in make up like a loony chuckle fairy.

We're doing it well.

I represent Queens. She was raised out in Brooklyn.

I'm afraid I don't get any of these. Was my
incorrect or too formal?

Czy to dla was lepsze?

Yay for my best mates being Polaks.