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Posted 10-12-2012 at 08:45 AM by OANST
As of today, I am officially single. I am also officially homeless, but that's only for a few weeks. I can hack it.
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Posted 10-13-2012 at 09:29 AM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
<3 I love it.

So many hugs.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 10:22 AM by STM

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Daxters comment was hilarious.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 11:57 AM by Mr. Bungle

Nepsotic's Avatar
It was funny, it was a joke, of course.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 12:30 PM by Nepsotic

OANST's Avatar
Has Nepsotic been here long enough to get the joke?
Posted 10-13-2012 at 04:00 PM by OANST

STM's Avatar
If he hasn't, you can bet your bottom dollar he's dug the blog up and analysed every fucking post.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 04:17 PM by STM

MA's Avatar
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Daxters comment was hilarious.
i'm glad i'm not the only one, too. lets be Reassurance Buddies.

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Has Nepsotic been here long enough to get the joke?
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If he hasn't, you can bet your bottom dollar he's dug the blog up and analysed every fucking post.
no, he hasn't been here long enough to get that joke, and no, he can't dig the relevant blog up because it was erased from time with help from Doctor Who or some shit.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 04:42 PM by MA

Jordan's Avatar
praise the almighty nep
Posted 10-13-2012 at 05:41 PM by Jordan

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no, he hasn't been here long enough to get that joke, and no, he can't dig the relevant blog up because it was erased from time with help from Doctor Who or some shit.
So...we're...safe?
Posted 10-13-2012 at 05:47 PM by STM

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I just thought it was funny, but now I'm curious.
Even if it's erased, I will find this blog, I just need the year.
Someone tell me the year?

Pleaaassee?

E: Ah, this is interesting:
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Lorne Lanning released a PR statement announcing he was venturing into porno flicks.

Hours later he released a second statement retracting the first, around 300 of those 500 traveled to taco Bell parking lots and killed themselves.
I swear to god I will find out what the hell you're talking about.

Edit 2: I just found this in a recent blog post:
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OASNT: If I did do it, it would be somewhere classy. Taco Bell parking lot, for sure.
FUCK! This is messing with my head, I won't be able to sleep tonight!

E3: Probably just a coincidence that Dax also posted this:
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I ate some fucking Taco Bell. Could I have made a better choice for dinner? Probably, yes. Could I have saved money? Again, most likely. Am I completely satisfied with my decision? Not really, is the correct answer to that question.
I MUST KNOW!

E4: I went back through all of OANST's blogs, but got sidetracked and discovered a few things.

1. Jango is a pussy.
2. STM was mean
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It's true gays, Wings is a nice person. Did anyone get messages from that guy Oddworldisthebest? I felt sorry for him but OANST, MA and myself trolled the shat out of him. Good times.
3. MA's wit goes back a while. (I think he was talking about Varrok)
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ha, i love it. i used to get a lot of angry little messages from Carnix and some Polish geezer, but i hardly get them any more.

Blessed cunt
None of this information is useful to me!
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Ok, I've been through all of OANST's blogs and I can't find anything. I give up. And I won't be getting any sleep tonight, thanks guys.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 06:49 PM by Nepsotic
Updated 10-13-2012 at 07:30 PM by Nepsotic

Manco's Avatar
Nepsotic, just. Stop.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 07:54 PM by Manco

Nate's Avatar
Thanks to Nepsotic's research, I now know that by Daxter King is an absolute douchebag.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 07:55 PM by Nate

Manco's Avatar
It took research to figure that one out?
Posted 10-13-2012 at 08:18 PM by Manco

Daxter King's Avatar
I thought it was obvious.
Posted 10-13-2012 at 09:41 PM by Daxter King

Varrok's Avatar
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MA's wit goes back a while. (I think he was talking about Varrok)
I'm not sure, there were more Polish people here some time ago. I just happen to be the most popular, witty smart guy...

Anyway, I don't remember sending any angry little messages pointed to Mullock's Assistant
Posted 10-14-2012 at 02:35 AM by Varrok

STM's Avatar
It's like an inside joke you'll never be submerged into, Nep.

And Dax is a loveable cunt, I thought we tolerated and respected 'dat shit?
Posted 10-14-2012 at 03:22 AM by STM

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I thought we tolerated and respected 'dat shit?
Up to a point, yes. Three Taco Bell parking lot jokes is well beyond that point, I feel.
Posted 10-14-2012 at 05:35 AM by Nate

STM's Avatar
To be honest I only realised the reference he was making once you put all the jokes together.
Posted 10-14-2012 at 05:55 AM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
See, I am useful.
Posted 10-14-2012 at 06:15 AM by Nepsotic

Varrok's Avatar
Yes, you are useful.
Posted 10-14-2012 at 06:23 AM by Varrok

MA's Avatar
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I'm not sure, there were more Polish people here some time ago. I just happen to be the most popular, witty smart guy...

Anyway, I don't remember sending any angry little messages pointed to Mullock's Assistant
no, it wasn't you. it was a different Polish member that tended to stick to FC.

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And Dax is a loveable cunt, I thought we tolerated and respected 'dat shit?
exactly, to some degree.

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Up to a point, yes. Three Taco Bell parking lot jokes is well beyond that point, I feel.
oh come on, don't be so miserable. i thought Daxter's comments were funny, making light of a shitty situation. you either laugh or cry about these things, it's totally up to you. i'd rather laugh and save bullshit crying and anger for a time that seems more appropriate. i mean, come on. it's Dax, if he really wanted to be a cunt i'm sure he would have been a lot more blatant about it.

also, those quotes are out of context, so of course they're going to seem worse. come on, guys. use your noggin.

anyway i don't know if OANST would appreciate what his blog is devolving into so let's just shut the fuck up about it. it's the past, we live and learn.

[REVVING INTENSIFIES]
Posted 10-14-2012 at 06:44 AM by MA

Manco's Avatar
It’s great just reading these comments and thinking “man Nepsotic doesn’t get any of this”
Posted 10-14-2012 at 07:12 AM by Manco

Nepsotic's Avatar
I feel left out
Posted 10-14-2012 at 07:47 AM by Nepsotic

OANST's Avatar
I am completely amused by the fact that Nepsotic doesn't get the joke, and probably never will.
Posted 10-15-2012 at 07:03 AM by OANST

Nepsotic's Avatar
It's not the joke, it's the fact that I can't find something on the forums of potential interest.
Posted 10-15-2012 at 07:17 AM by Nepsotic

OANST's Avatar
The blog in question was deleted.
Posted 10-15-2012 at 07:49 AM by OANST

Nepsotic's Avatar
So... Care to tell me what happened?

I know you'll say 'No', but it's worth a try.
Posted 10-15-2012 at 09:00 AM by Nepsotic

OANST's Avatar
No.
Posted 10-15-2012 at 09:18 AM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
Would you say it to me? I don't really care, but it'd make Nepsotic feel left out even more
Posted 10-15-2012 at 09:37 AM by Varrok

STM's Avatar
Okay so basically...
















No.
Posted 10-15-2012 at 09:39 AM by STM

 

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