Major Changes

Those are indeed quite major changes. Where will you be living while homeless? And just as important, how are you feeling about all this? Joyous I hope, but suspect otherwise.

Shit, now I will feel bad every time I insult you

This isn't depressing for me. This was my decision.

Fine, you big, (still) fat homeless guy

You really think OANST would be affected by your insults?

Any insults passed my way from approximately Feb. 2011 through Dec. 2011 probably would have sent me into a deeper spiraling depression. All other times times they are seen as a challenge. AND I PUSH HARDER!

In the butt.

That really hurt.

Wanna come live in my wardrobe?

Yes. What's your address?

You have to look for me, that's part of the fun in this game.

If I lived in Detroit I'd put you up. I don't though so you'll just have to find a nice spacious cardboard box. Avoid the crap areas if you gotta live rough. Though that's about 97% of Detroit. ;D

I have a perfectly good 95 Ford Taurus to live in.

And the young daughter you have legal custody of?

A Ford Taurus with WiFi?

I didn't think you and Shannon would work out from day one (you are referring to Shannon, right?). I think you knew that as well, though.

And yes, what about Abbey? Is she going to stay with someone until you get back on your feet?

He can just park really close to a Starbucks.

I talked to my stepdad, and I can stay with him again until I move into my apartment, which I will move into on Nov. 1st.

Until then I'm sure the Taco Bell parking lot would love to have you back.

Oh, fuck you.

Surely there's plenty of boarded up houses in Detroit to stay in for a while?

Ow, that's low.

They're usually already occupied by crackheads.

I'm not very good at saying things, so I'll just say gud leck.

I mean good luck. Shit.

Just move to a trailer park, and the Ricky transfor mation will be complete. Scratch that, you're too intelligent to be him.

Just don't grow dope outta your car. Actually, that's probably pretty regular in Detroit.

Just as I clicked the link on this blog, my phone was loading a profile on a gay dating site of a guy who looked just like you. Take of that what you will.

Nate is lonely lol

I am, actually. Thanks for reminding me.

Would you like a hug through the internet

This is a thing I can provide.

Only if you're wearing pants.

I swear on my life I am definitely wearing pants this exact moment.

Here, have an abundance of hugs through the internet and pretend they're all me.

i don't know if this makes me a bad person but Dax, that really made me fucking laugh. i wasn't expecting it.

good luck, OANST. sounds like you've got things planned out. i have a gut feeling this may be an upward spiral, like most life-changing decisions. a new you to do whatever the fuck you want.

look after yourself.