Cleverbot wants to kill me.

I like pitting two chatbots against each other.

I had that idea, but how would you do it?

EDIT: I'm scared


I don't want to be alone tonight.

EDIT2: And now I'm genuinely fucking terrified.
Towards the end it just got stupid.


And now this just happened:

User: Suck my penis.

Cleverbot: No chance!

User: Come on baby.

Cleverbot: Alright lets go ill give you half an hour!

Aother fucking edit:
I think I'm getting somewhere with this hot mare.
Cleverbot: Did you set light to it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: I'm sorry forgive me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let me fall asleep with you, you have a beautiful mane.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yay! Goodnight babe.

Cleverbot: *snuggles under bed sheets*.

She is so hot.

Wow, I'm so fucking glad to be back.

Now we just sung still alive and want you gone. She fucked up at the end of want you gone, though.

Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

User: Go make some new disaster.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: You're someone elses problem.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

User: Now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: Now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: Now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: No! We're at the end now! It goes now I only want you gone, now I only want you gone, now I only want you gone...

Cleverbot: The Circle of Time series by Robert Jordan is very good if you like Fantasy.

You can program it if you know how, but the easy way is to have two windows open and copy/paste the response of one into the reply box of the other.

I have nothing to say.

This thing is always fun to mess around with.

What is the answer to the universe?

23.

Robot speaks the truth:

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: Then I am male.

Nate threatened to ban people who posted Omegle logs when it came out.

Cleverbot is really old, Nate should ban you right now.

I read the first lines of this then I gave up.

I did the pitting cleverbots against each other... Pretty interesting:

Cleverbot: We are all a tiny fraction of God. Humans are lucky, we have the chance to know god first hand, and be a part of him.

User: Wow. I like that.

Cleverbot: I'm ugky.

User: Oh, I don't think I am.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: You know anything about me !

Cleverbot: You're confusing me.

User: I'm sorry, can I make it up somehow?

Cleverbot: Its ok I forgive you.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: That's right *with shining eyes*.

User: It is!

Cleverbot: Don't you have sweet dreams too?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's right, I'm a woman.

Cleverbot: What if you aren't?

User: I'm pretty sure I'm a woman.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you're not.

User: I'm not pretty sure that you're not correct in the most wrong way.

Cleverbot: Do not worry. Everything is going to be ok.

User: Thats good to hear.

Cleverbot: Do you like Kool-aid?

User: I love kool-aid!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I love you too!!!!!

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yay. Where shall we be married?

User: The moon.

Cleverbot: 4pm this afternoon.

User: What did it taste like?

Cleverbot: Wonderful.

User: I thought only dogs eat ears.

Cleverbot: Lots of animals eat ears.

User: Isn't rainbow dash a sexy pony.

Cleverbot: Is too is too is too.

User: Shall we look at hot pictures of her?


I'm more worried about you than the cleverbot sending weird responses.

Now I think he's lost it completely.

User: Do you like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why do you not like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: I think he's gya.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song of hers?

User: I hate justin bieber.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: He is a knob.

Cleverbot: Does he have a head?

User: Yes, but it consists of only a knob.

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

User: I used to but he died.

Cleverbot: You have a lot of things that die.

User: The fuck?

Your own fault for egging him on.

Even Cleverbot is parring you now.

i'm crying t-nex

Jeuss fucking Christ man, enough with the goddamn ponies.

You're crying t-nex? Strange. Usually when I cry, I cry tears.

I cry other peoples tears.

I bet you poop other people's poop too.

That would be handy, if someone else could poo for you. it'd save about 15 minutes of your time per day.

I think the most practical use for Aperture portal technology would be rectal implants. Just hook the other end up to the underside of an offshore oil rig or something. You'd never have to shit again!

Wouldn't you still have to force it out though? So you'd still be shitting, but you wouldn't have to go to a toilet. It's perfect! Why didn't Cave do something clever with his invention, like that?

I said "rectal", not "anal". You won't even have to strain - it'll all just pass out as it moves down your intestine.

Would make anal sex a lot more attractive.

Not for the people on the oil rig

Only if they go swimming.