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My Company

Posted 07-23-2012 at 05:42 AM by STM
Updated 07-24-2012 at 10:14 AM by STM
Hey all,

This is basically just some more shameless self-promotion. One thing led to another but basically from my job as a writer I'm now one of the bosses at Muscle-Building-And-Fitness.com which is pretty amazing, and lucky. It's a small company and we really need to get ranked on Google for more of our web pages, so once again I'd ask people to have a browse through the site and look at the reviews and company blog, you might actually learn something, and if you're trying to build up muscle or drop a few pounds, there's some proper info in there. If you are thinking of buying one of the products from our affiliates, I suggest you use the transformation Super Challenge or Six Pack Shortcuts because those are the best two on the site. I don't expect anyone to buy of course, but just in case.

More good news...this is the last promotional blog I intend to write for quite some time.

Thanks for reading.

Peace.
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Nepsotic's Avatar
Peace rite bak, congrats mofo. i Is gonna chek this shit out and get me a six pak.

In all seriousness, congratulations, i'll have a look. (you don't sound like the type of person who says 'peace' is what I was trying to get at back there)

How exactly did your writing get you a job on there, then?
Posted 07-23-2012 at 07:08 AM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
The guy I was working for put me on equal status after a while because we're both relatively entrepreneurial. We're actually opening an unaffiliated site soon, sometime in the next 10 days.

And, to be honest, you know next to nothing about me, I imagine you'd be quite surprised.
Posted 07-23-2012 at 07:36 AM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
You like bees. I know you like bees.

It's just your usual posts don't contain 'Hey all' and 'peace'.

So, are you writing adverts, then? Is that what the job is? Or are you like one of them from dragons den?
Posted 07-23-2012 at 09:52 AM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
Yes I'm basically Duncan Bannatyne.

No, I write product reviews, maintain the company blog, help with SEO content and keep check on advertising. I also provide a bit of capital to keep the business running. I just got another job writing product descriptions for a different company, if I follow that up it'll provide am much needed income boost.

And yes, yes I do like bees. I like bees a lot.

Posted 07-23-2012 at 10:39 AM by STM

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
We'll see who brings in more honey!

Posted 07-23-2012 at 12:33 PM by Mr. Bungle

Sekto Springs's Avatar
STM's company name is Vandelay Industries.
Posted 07-23-2012 at 04:00 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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I also provide a bit of capital to keep the business running.
This screamed scam to me when I read it.
Posted 07-23-2012 at 06:06 PM by Wings of Fire

Nate's Avatar
The whole website screamed Scam-Promoted-By-Facebook-Advertising to me.
Posted 07-23-2012 at 07:42 PM by Nate

STM's Avatar
It's not scam, I've been getting 50% of our profits.

And it's not Scam-Promoted-By-Facebook-Advertising...it's...May-Or-May-Not-Work-Products-Promoted-By-Twitter-And-Google-Advertising
Posted 07-24-2012 at 01:42 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
So therefore it's a scam from which you're profiting?

I guess that makes it alright, then.
Posted 07-24-2012 at 02:08 AM by Nate

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I'm prepared to let it go. He probably needs the money, and I hardly think this is what he wants to spend his life doing.
Posted 07-24-2012 at 02:11 AM by MeechMunchie

JayDee's Avatar
You already told me not to buy these products.
Posted 07-24-2012 at 09:22 AM by JayDee
Updated 07-24-2012 at 09:27 AM by JayDee

STM's Avatar
It's not really a scam, supposedly the products do work, I just wouldn't buy them myself, I think you can get your money back on any product you buy as well. I'm not even suggesting anyone here buys them. Besides, fundamentally the exercises you are expected to do are generally going to work for a majority percentage of the population.

And no, this isn't what I want to spend my life doing, though I do want to spend my life writing.
Posted 07-24-2012 at 10:04 AM by STM
Updated 07-25-2012 at 04:40 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
I have nothing nice to say so I will say nothing at all. It's your lucky day.
Posted 07-24-2012 at 02:06 PM by OANST

STM's Avatar
Appreciated.
Posted 07-24-2012 at 03:32 PM by STM

 






 
 
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