I trimmed my bush.

Did you shape it into anything?

Alcar...

Oh. I do it the other way. You know. My balls.

For true epicness try trimming your hedge while it's wet, with an electric razor.

You've got nothing on me junior.

Alcar...

And you have nothing where I have hair, so we're even senior.

Wings of Fire...

Peter, your anti-deforestation, pro-gardening agenda is now clear to all. Stop pushing it and return to producing properly genre-defying posts. Nemo, it’s been a long time since I did that. Now enjoy the intense itching and irritation!

I didn't know you're a woman.

baws heir

reminds me I've got to do the same. don't like the ol pyoobs

Alcar be deletin' mah blog comments.

Is it true your balls look bigger if you shave your pubes?

Depends on the size of them in the first place, small balls get accented by a big bush and big balls get devoured by a big bush.

I'm horrified by these comments. Ball size? Honestly, who cares. You're not going to fuck someone with them.

Alcar...

Dammit Alcar, I have a GIF that would get me banned BUT prove you wrong.

OM NOM NOM

I once cut the '' face into my leg by shaving some hair off.

I hate trimming... takes to damn long to do properly...

"Dammit Alcar, I have a GIF that would get me banned BUT prove you wrong.

OM NOM NOM"

hi I'm kastere from the internet

The whole point of this was probably to have 35 blog entries.