Jizz: The New Carpet Cleaner

Can't believe I'm here typing about this but, last night, I accidentally discovered that jizz is a great carpet stain remover...

I had an assignment from university where I had to create cyanotypes, cut a long story short, it is basically an old victorian photography process.

Part of the process involves coating watercolour paper in a special paint, but one night, I accidentally knocked the jar over and spilled it on my carpet. I've had this blue stain on my carpet for weeks now and I've tried a million different things on there but the stain wouldn't budge, but it started to slowly fade by itself, and I just became used to the fact that my cream carpet has a big blue patch on it.

Last night, had a bit of fun in my room, got a bit of mess on the floor, some got onto the blue stain left behind by the cyanotype paint. I just got a tissue and rubbed the jizz away, and suddenly, there was a clear patch left behind where the jizz was. Checked today, and the clear patch is still there, so, maybe with some effort, I've finally found a way to get rid of this big blue stain on my carpet...

So from what we know, jizz gets girls pregnant, is apparently good for your skin, have I discovered a third use?