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A short story

Posted 12-18-2011 at 11:44 PM by Strike Witch














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DarkHoodness's Avatar
Okay then.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 01:20 AM by DarkHoodness

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Alllllllright.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 01:26 AM by Mr. Bungle

Dixanadu's Avatar
bomb those hats
Posted 12-19-2011 at 01:49 AM by Dixanadu

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I liked it.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 01:51 AM by Bullet Magnet

StrangerEastwood's Avatar
That was ridiculously cute.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 01:53 AM by StrangerEastwood

Dynamithix's Avatar
That was stupid.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 04:28 AM by Dynamithix

T-nex's Avatar
I knew she was the thief!
Posted 12-19-2011 at 05:55 AM by T-nex

Dixanadu's Avatar
then who was phone?
Posted 12-19-2011 at 06:23 AM by Dixanadu

Havoc's Avatar
Ugh...
Posted 12-19-2011 at 07:01 AM by Havoc

MA's Avatar
absolutely incredible. best short story i've read in a long, long time.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 11:14 AM by MA

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Twist ending!

But it's no Old Hat, New Hat.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 01:28 PM by MeechMunchie

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Written by OANST.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 01:50 PM by Sekto Springs

Nate's Avatar
I like it.


Needs more blood though.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 02:16 PM by Nate

Nate's Avatar
Ahem...
Posted 12-19-2011 at 02:21 PM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
...Why did Nate post what I was going to post hours ago?

That's so surreal
Posted 12-19-2011 at 02:27 PM by Wings of Fire

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Watching that video brought back memories of my beloved checkered straw trilby, which I lost in the Agean Sea.

I really did love that hat.
Posted 12-19-2011 at 03:00 PM by MeechMunchie

T-nex's Avatar
But that's not a hat! Thats underwear... on the girls head!!!
Posted 12-19-2011 at 04:14 PM by T-nex

Pilot's Avatar
tl;dr
Posted 12-19-2011 at 08:58 PM by Pilot

Splat's Avatar
A tale of epic proportions, showing the vast spectrum of human emotion; love, rage, betrayal, sorrow, joy... A gripping journey through a semi-surreal world that both echoes and mirrors our own in a superb diorama of the human condition!


Or as we say in Fan Corner,
Lol thas rly gud lol!2
Posted 12-20-2011 at 03:39 AM by Splat

Wil's Avatar
The green-haired girl says she hasn't seen any hats while she's wearing one. She's obviously an undercover demon.
Posted 12-20-2011 at 06:54 AM by Wil

STM's Avatar
I gave my best hat to my American friend as a parting gift so that both of us wouldn't cry. It's cold. I want it back now.
Posted 12-20-2011 at 08:14 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
i love hats. i've got about three different baseball caps, two flat caps, one of them waterproof, a cricket hat and a John Smith's bucket hat. i intend to acquire a patrol cap and panama hat at some stage, too. also a pith helmet just for show.
Posted 12-20-2011 at 09:18 AM by MA

STM's Avatar
Your flat cap better be tweed.
Posted 12-20-2011 at 09:20 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
OF COURSE

the waterproof one is blue, though.
Posted 12-20-2011 at 09:21 AM by MA

STM's Avatar
Good man. Anyone with a flat cap must have at least one made from tweed. It is the natural procession of things.

bonus points if it's Ulster tweed.
Posted 12-20-2011 at 09:25 AM by STM

Nate's Avatar
It makes me sad that I can't wear hats. Leaving aside the whole 'terminal hat hair' thing, I have a really big head and I can never find anything that fits and looks good.

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The green-haired girl says she hasn't seen any hats while she's wearing one. She's obviously an undercover demon.
She says she hasn't seen any hats "around here". She clearly put the hat on at home and hasn't glanced in the mirror lately.
Posted 12-20-2011 at 04:05 PM by Nate

Strike Witch's Avatar
She's also a Kappa.
Posted 12-21-2011 at 12:10 AM by Strike Witch

Pilot's Avatar
Nate, you should grow Kramer hair
Posted 12-21-2011 at 03:38 PM by Pilot

Nate's Avatar
I already have Kramer hair. Except for when it's Krusty The Klown hair.
Posted 12-21-2011 at 07:12 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
Put on socks.

Slide on in.
Posted 12-21-2011 at 11:38 PM by Pilot

 

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