For all the people who think life is craptacular
Posted 04-22-2008 at 09:42 AM by Laser
There once was a man and a woman who were madly in love so they decided to have sex in a clearing in a forest (as you do) but while they were in mid-orgasm it started thundering.
Although this didn't stop them because they were enjoying it so much.
When the man was on top, a lighting bolt hit him and the electric shock went through his body to his penis ,which was still in the woman.
It travelled through the man's penis into the woman, killing her and melting the condom he was wearing onto the wall of the woman's vagina.
Somehow the man was alive and when he looked down and saw his dead girlfriend's eyes he panicked and tried to pull free when he found out that he was stuck (by the penis) to the woman!
So lacking in anyother options he dragged the naked woman' s body with his naked self to the side of the road to get help.
But the next day he was found with the mouldering corpse of his woman, alive, by a bunch of 8 to 10 year old girl scouts!
Now if you ever think your life is bad compare it to his!
