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Can't sleep. . . :S

Posted 04-19-2008 at 05:32 PM by DarkHoodness
So, Alector has left today to go see her friends and family for a few weeks. I couldn't go with her for a number of reasons.

. . . Except for that one week when she moved here, I haven't slept alone in over 5 months. I'm really, really, really incredibly tired after getting only 3 hours sleep last night, but I don't want to go to bed 'cause she isn't there and I now really, incredibly hate sleeping alone. And my hot water bottle has gone tepid.

Love can make you behave in really weird ways, especially when you get very attatched to someone's company. It's kind of pathetic, but never mind.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
One word.

Masturbate.
Posted 04-19-2008 at 05:56 PM by Wings of Fire

Leto's Avatar
I WAS GONNA FUCKING SAY THAT

but yeah. don't form an addiction though, that shits bad. you wont be able to sleep without coming in a sock.

but man I feel your pain. it's pretty hard to sleep without my partner
Posted 04-20-2008 at 12:25 AM by Leto

DarkHoodness's Avatar
Yeah, I know, I just need to get used to it until she comes back.

:
Masturbate.
I did. :P It just made me miss her more. lol, too much info.
Posted 04-20-2008 at 05:16 AM by DarkHoodness

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Someone needs an e-hug. And a tent in the yard.
Posted 04-20-2008 at 07:27 AM by Bullet Magnet

OddjobAbe's Avatar
This is exactly the reason why I either fix it so I have to go with my wife, or fix it so that my wife can't go.
Posted 04-20-2008 at 07:33 AM by OddjobAbe

Laser's Avatar
Get a dog
Posted 04-20-2008 at 12:51 PM by Laser

Hobo's Avatar
Grow up and stop boasting about having someone to sleep besides on the internet. You'll get no sympathy from me!
Posted 04-20-2008 at 03:19 PM by Hobo

DarkHoodness's Avatar
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we all love Hobo so much.

Don't we? :P
Posted 04-20-2008 at 08:08 PM by DarkHoodness

Leto's Avatar
I sleep with someone. We have sex.

Hahaha! Take that, most of OWF.
Posted 04-21-2008 at 03:05 AM by Leto

Hobo's Avatar
My penis is on hiatus unfortunatly. Artistic differences with the vaginas of the world.
Posted 04-21-2008 at 03:57 AM by Hobo

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I used to fuck my pillow before I realised my hand was as good.

I hope someone barfed at that, I really do.
Posted 04-21-2008 at 09:06 AM by Wings of Fire

Wil's Avatar
I still love both equally.

And it’s vaginae!
Posted 04-22-2008 at 02:52 AM by Wil

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Gotta love the strange way that plurals are formed. Throws foreigners into confusion.
Posted 04-22-2008 at 01:02 PM by OddjobAbe

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Since when was London outside England?

And on a further note since when was vagina an English word?
Posted 04-22-2008 at 05:50 PM by Wings of Fire
Updated 04-22-2008 at 06:51 PM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Don't get me started on octopodes.
Posted 04-22-2008 at 08:49 PM by Bullet Magnet

 

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