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Alcar loves cock

Posted 10-16-2011 at 11:28 AM by Sekto Springs
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Kai says:
Loud noises frighten you.

William says:
They don't frighten me, they just make me shit myself.

Kai says:
So were you walking around with your nickers full of feces that one time you were startled during Oddtour?

William says:
No. I have the ability to suck it back in.

Kai says:
Gross.
Peter lost that ability some time ago
The only things his ass sucks in is cock
Its like a black hole for cock

William says:
Who knows what untold hundreds of cocksystems have entered it, never to leave again.

Kai says:
It's like Galactus
only instead of galaxies
it eats cocks

William says:
Cocktus?

Kai says:
Phallactus

William says:
YES

Kai says:
Should I blog this?

William says:
Feel free to.
Peter will LOVE it.

Kai says:
Like he loves cock?

William says:
Like he loves chav cock.
Oh, Alcar.
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Wil's Avatar
You're right.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 09:02 AM by Wil

STM's Avatar
I'm always right.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 10:43 AM by STM

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Apart from all those times when you weren't.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 11:09 AM by MeechMunchie

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Many many times.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 06:40 PM by Wings of Fire

moxco's Avatar
But other than that...
Posted 10-17-2011 at 11:17 PM by moxco

StrangerEastwood's Avatar
I enjoy this.
Posted 10-17-2011 at 11:42 PM by StrangerEastwood

STM's Avatar
I was right, apart from when I was wrong, then I wasn't, but to me, I was never wrong, unless I found it wrong when looking back, and then it was wrong, but by realising this I made them right. Cogito ergo sum dictates no one else's opinion matters or exists.



Best song ever.
Posted 10-18-2011 at 07:39 AM by STM

 
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