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No.

I don't want to, I hate going to the doctors I don't give a fuck if what I had was slowly killing me I'm not going to. Besides, why do you care if I go or not I have no connection to you whatsoever.

Wow, even dumber. First you make a blog pretty much begging for advice what to do and when people recommend you to contact your doctor you get all cocky.

Whatever, have an ugly penis for the rest of your life then.

He doesn't need to see an educated professional.

He'll pray.

Alcar...

When I seen the picture in Wikipedia I laughed, not out of callousness to your situation but because it truly looks ridiculous. And if my penis ever did that I would be going straight to the doctors to have that sorted out and crack a jokes along the way about my warhead being too shy to come out.

I did. By a large black man.

Aye Ridg3, they're a bit wild.

Mine wasn't even half that bad, knowing as such gave me some comfort.

The worst thing about it is paraphimosis that can happen if it's forcibly stretched. Tis a medical emergency.

Because I am a very very kind person.

god-damn

Ridg mine's not that bad lol, even I laughed a little at that picture.

Funny you should say that Alcar I did pray, I consulted the Bible instead of a medical book as well.

And Dynamithix I know you're only 14 but there's no need for such callous comments.

@WoF <3

Indeed.

I don't want to be 'callous' but it's hard not to when I see your posts.

Am I misunderstanding you here? Because the way I'm taking it, you consulted the bible instead of a medical book. I hope you mean you read the bible in addition to consulting a medical text.

Although the Merck Manual is my bible.

Anyway, praying isn't going to do shit. Playing with yourself will. And we all know what the bible says about playing with yourself.

I don't think they were callous comments. You asked for advice and got angry because people didn't say what you wanted to hear. You threw the rattle out of the pram and then expect people just to forget something you were so obviously upset about.

If you want to know why people care, then you of all people should understand "love thy neighbour".

Regardless of your reasons, you're an idiot for not going to a doctor.

Just wank it out, bro. If that doesn't work, contact a fucking DOCTOR.

I hate doctors.

I hate Scrabtrapman.

Can phimosis be fatal?

The Bible actually says absolutely nothing about masturbation DI yet every Atheist seems to think there's some secret passage about it somewhere.

No Phimosis can't be fatal.

I too hate doctors and Scrabtrapman, he's a dick.

My life would have been miserable if I couldn't masturbate when I was single. Now that I am taken I'm not allowed to do it but I have somebody to do it for me so its better.

You can still do it surely? Just when he (?) is not around.

You're not allowed to masturbate!?

Not even when he's overseas?!

What ever happened to 'God helps those who helps themselves'? God doesn't want you to pray for help when there are earthly solutions. He's a channel of last resort.

This is actually true. There is no explicit law in the bible banning masturbation and anything anyone has said about it has been from misinterpretting the story of Onan.

For fuck's sake STM. I'm one of the few people left here who can actually read one of your posts without recoiling in horror, but even I've got to say you're being stupid. Extremely stupid.

Grab your dick and fix that mo' fo'. Actually, no. SEE A DOCTOR.

Don't argue, just SEE A DOCTOR. It's his fucking JOB to look at people's manky penises. He's not going to judge you unless you've somehow inflicted this upon yourself, and even then he wouldn't let on.

Don't worry about telling your parents, just go into town, pop to the doctor's, make an appointment at a sensible time and then GO TO IT.

Here's a first script for 'Scrabtrapman's Trip To the Doctor's':

Enter Scrabtrapman

Doc: So what can I help you with?
STM: Well, it's a bit awkward...
Doc: Go on.
STM: Well my foreskin won't pull down.
Doc: Really? We had a lad in with that just the other day. He made ever so much fuss. Seemed he'd been putting it off for weeks. Good thing you're smarter than that, eh?
STM: So do you think you can help?
Doc: Well, I'll need to take a look, but it should be perfectly simple to fix.
STM: Whew, that's a relief. So when should I come back?

Doctor begins to talk, fade to black

Now, go SEE A DOCTOR.

Not if he says "ever such a fuss," I'll worry I'll have transported back into the bloody 1920s. Or y'know, he's a paedo. Any who I might... depends.

Well, did you go see a doctor?

Shut the fuck up Ridg. I'm psyching myself up.

So no.