Hey, collective members of OWF, it's been fun.
I'm moving on, slightly tired of the shenannigans of other members, I've decided to leave OWF indefinitely.
Whether this turns out to be true or simply some strange moment of attention whoredom remains uncertain.
I do enjoy being here, but I just can't really stand the actions of a lot of you, and I'm that seems really persnickety but really, some of you bug the hell out of me.
Something that I've wanted to do for a little while now is apologize to Mollucks Assistant; yes, he is an annoying turd at times but I feel kind of bad for my excessive dickishness towards him.
On the other hand, almost all of you new members can eat shit and die in a fire (except for those select few, and you know who you are).
I wish most of you well, depending on your endeavours that is.
Bye.