I have the appearence and speech pattern of a moderate to heavy drug user

I can kind of follow your counsellor.

I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegetable animal and mineral
I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.

What's that? I can't hear you over my drugs.

I have the appearence and speech pattern of a moderate to heavy drinker.

Difference is that you are, sweetheart.

Well... Maybe it was meant as a compliment.

No it isn't because she was asking me to better profile me.

Bet she just wanted to know if you could get her some.

Adults just don't understand us!

Putting a coherent sentence together is overrated.

I don't put much stock into the visual assessments of my appearance by my elders. Don't let it get to you. You know you're adorable.

Don't listen to her. You're not heavy.

You're my brother.

fucking great song.

sounds about right

Oh you kids, you sure love your drugs.