Well, I got dumped today

Smooth move, knucklehead. You fight all the way to her heart, then get punked because you didn't rescue enough mudokons. Yes, it's fun to blow them up, but you've got to save at least fifty mudokons if you want to save your own worthless family tree from extinction.

TRY AGAIN!

Ding ding ding! Chubfish wins again. Again?


You know what they say: "there's plenty more fish in the sea". For now, anyway. They teeter on the edge of a colossal ecological catastrophe as it is, though that doesn't come up in the news much. Not sure that that has to do with relationships though, except possibly as a segue toward an acceptable relationship substitute to purge the requirement for human contact Warning: may cause insanity, leave of basic ethics and megalomaniac schizophrenia

Nothing wrong with being a bachelor; we don't have to wash up after every meal, we can hog the duvet and we can urinate with the bathroom door open.

Enjoy it while it lasts, my friend.

Not when your mice are prudish, upper-class twits, you can't. They make you pay for every transgression of decorum.

She probably loves you too much.

It's not you... it's her.

Thanks, you guys are awesome.