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I should have pooped

Posted 10-10-2010 at 09:14 PM by Mac Sirloin
I'm constipated, I think. I have not shit in over 36 hours, and I'm starting to become slightly alarmed. My thanksgiving dinner (Thanksgiving weekend in Canadaland) was not particularly meat-centric, and my second one (extended family) was exclusively vegetables. Mostly greens. Hopefully I am relieved soon.



Also, sorry if this grosses anyone out.
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Nate's Avatar
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"Whose", Nate, "whose".

You screwed up.
True. I never claimed to be perfect. Just better than you.

Insert self-deprecating joke here to imply that I'm joking.
Posted 10-12-2010 at 11:34 PM by Nate

enchilado's Avatar
You're just jealous of my avatar.
Posted 10-13-2010 at 01:06 AM by enchilado

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Has anyone else noticed that everyone who reads this blog seems to get constipated? I did, the very next day. It's cursed, cursed I tell you!

EDIT: Okay, scratch that. It seems that everyone who comments on this blog starts talking about constipation.

WHAT A SPOOKY COINCIDENCE
Posted 10-14-2010 at 11:13 AM by MeechMunchie

Phylum's Avatar
Ontopic on the OWF?
Posted 10-14-2010 at 08:45 PM by Phylum

Shade667's Avatar
yeah, it sucks. 2 glasss of cranberry juice a day helps though. I think after I went 16 days without shitting as a kid my bowels are royally screwed. Ive never been able to go to the toilet before 3 days. 3 days is the limit. 2 days is too early. 4 days is time for the laxatives... It sucks.
Posted 11-13-2014 at 02:26 AM by Shade667

 
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