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I should have pooped

Posted 10-10-2010 at 08:14 PM by Mac Sirloin

I'm constipated, I think. I have not shit in over 36 hours, and I'm starting to become slightly alarmed. My thanksgiving dinner (Thanksgiving weekend in Canadaland) was not particularly meat-centric, and my second one (extended family) was exclusively vegetables. Mostly greens. Hopefully I am relieved soon.

Also, sorry if this grosses anyone out.

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	In my experience, you'll be getting a sick stomach if you're honestly constipated, and the overly acidic waste is going to come out one end if not the other. It's only happened to me once, but I had to manually knead my bowels by hand to free everything up.
	Posted 10-10-2010 at 09:04 PM by Pilot

	I found out that pressing the small of your back can coax the process quite awhile ago. I have never looked back (because I didn't need to) Any way, OF COURSE, immediately after posting this blog I shat. It was not comfortable.
	Posted 10-10-2010 at 09:24 PM by Mac Sirloin

	I was once so constipated that I whistled out of my asshole.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 12:51 AM by Nemo

	That's nice.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 01:14 AM by enchilado

	I regularly go >36 hours without crapping and I never consider that constipated. A week is constipated. Between 2 days and a week is caused by diet, usually.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 02:46 AM by Phylum

	Go out and buy a box of Bran Flakes. Eat two bowls for every meal until you poop. That's what always works for me.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 03:04 AM by Nate

	Pickled stuff helps too!
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 04:20 AM by T-nex

	Coffee and fags.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 05:26 AM by Ridg3

	Fags being cigarettes, btw.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 06:02 AM by Dixanadu

	Either or. Though for the former you'll have more luck jostling it loose.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 06:37 AM by Mac Sirloin

	Just don't take too long, it'll rip you in half. But it feels brilliant when you finally get it out.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 08:57 AM by Dixanadu

	I sometimes realize I've gone more than 36 hours without pooping. Nothing interesting happens after that, pain- or relief-wise. I muse just have an extra long tract or something. Not the only extra-long body part of mine, either.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 10:19 AM by Wil

	I took a shit so big before it actually got wedged before the water surface... coat-hangers rule!
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 01:24 PM by Ridg3

	lol "fags"
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 02:20 PM by Hazel-Rah

	i don't think i've ever been constipated, thank christ.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 02:54 PM by MA

	Constipation is a terrible thing.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 03:11 PM by Daxter King

	I've never had it although, i think it's in the works to happen soon seeing as I don't take good care of my bowels.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 03:13 PM by Ridg3

	Change your ways, you dont want to end up like OANST.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 03:18 PM by Daxter King

	But... his bowels don't hurt anymore.
	Posted 10-11-2010 at 03:30 PM by Ridg3

	I had a fortnight worth of constipation whilst on holiday. It's not pleasent.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 02:35 AM by Wings of Fire

	I am also currently constipated. It's annoying.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 07:48 AM by OANST

	Scratch that. I just took the magnificent dump.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 08:36 AM by OANST

	*The* Magnificent Dump.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 08:41 AM by Wings of Fire

	Exactly.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 09:21 AM by OANST

	My bowels have a highly developed sense of irony. They always pick a point when I'm really short for time to demand attention.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 10:09 AM by MeechMunchie

	Is that ironic, or just shit?
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 03:58 PM by Wil

	I'm chronically constipated. Life sucks. Then I crap, and it's better again. Alcar...
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 05:06 PM by Alcar

	What an interesting blog this is.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 05:37 PM by enchilado

	Says the guy who's avatar is a slog with diarrhea.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 06:45 PM by Nate

	"Whose", Nate, "whose". You screwed up.
	Posted 10-12-2010 at 07:51 PM by enchilado

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