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Jack Sparrow, wanted for mutiny and corruption of our youth.


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Jack Sparrow, wanted for mutiny and corruption of our youth.

Posted 10-08-2010 at 07:00 AM by Bullet Magnet
Several scenes for the new Pirates film are being shot in South London. A student, one nine-year-old Beatrice, wrote to Johnny Depp requesting his assistance in a student mutiny against the teachers, promising rum.

He turned up.

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used:)'s Avatar
Aww, that's sweet.
Posted 10-08-2010 at 07:10 AM by used:)

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
we're all corruptin' da youth
Posted 10-08-2010 at 07:54 AM by Hazel-Rah

Johnny Depp is one of the few men I would make love to.
Posted 10-08-2010 at 08:15 AM by Nemo

Pilot's Avatar
Kids should stand up and speak out against State Prison Public Education.

Mutiny ahoy!
Posted 10-08-2010 at 10:08 AM by Pilot

Ridg3's Avatar
Why on earth do they have that much rum in a primary school.

Edit: But it was pretty decent of him to land up to that school like that,
Posted 10-08-2010 at 10:10 AM by Ridg3

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Nice bloke.
Posted 10-08-2010 at 12:41 PM by MeechMunchie

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Aww, Russel Brand with a tan is such a cool guy.
Posted 10-08-2010 at 02:08 PM by Mac Sirloin

Nate's Avatar
I can't understand a word of what's going on. Can any British person provide a transcript?
Posted 10-08-2010 at 05:18 PM by Nate

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
"Hello, hello. My name is Captain..."

"Jack."

"...Sparrow! We've come to visit your class, your school, and I want to find out... where's Bea?"

"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"Bea!?"
"She sent him a letter!"

Clap clap clap

"I'm going to frame this. I'm going to frame this!"

"Does everyone know that Bea wrote this to Johnny Depp?"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"He said that Bea sent a letter."

*Depp and Bea whisper conspiratorially*

"She sent me this lovely letter saying you are a right handful. Are you like that?"

"Yes!"

"And she also said that it was time for... a mutiny! That's why we're all such pirates. Shall we begin mutinying? Take over the school and we shall eat nothing but candy and all our teeth will fall out and we'll have nothing but gold like that. My teeth fell out because I didn't brush them. Do you brush your teeth?"

"Yes!"

*Whispers conspiratorially to Bea about some teeth brushing-related mischief*

"Everyone, give her a large hand."

Clap clap clap.



:
Captain Jack Sparrow.

At our school we are all a bunch of budding young pirates, so normally we are a right handful. But we're having a bit of trouble with a mutiny against our teachers. We'd love it if you could come and help.

From Beatrice, a budding pirate.

PS: We have a plentiful supply of rum.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11498980
Posted 10-08-2010 at 07:46 PM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 10-08-2010 at 07:49 PM by Bullet Magnet

Laser's Avatar
Johnny Depp is the best celebrity today
Posted 10-09-2010 at 01:23 PM by Laser

 

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