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I just had the greatest idea ever

Posted 05-24-2010 at 11:06 PM by T-nex
This could be the next new thing!

At some point i wanna become a scientist, and make the first ever Penis-seed!

You plant it in the ground and you can grow dozens of penises!! You just have to expose them to sun everyday and water them, and then you have a penis.

You could place them in pots for decoration, or grow them as veggies, chop em up and stuff them in omelettes!
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Nate's Avatar
You've already been beaten to it.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 11:31 PM by Nate

T-nex's Avatar
D= Someone went back in time and stole my idea!
Posted 05-24-2010 at 11:32 PM by T-nex

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Also, they are not fleshy enough! >: (
Posted 05-24-2010 at 11:33 PM by T-nex

Nate's Avatar
Erm... how many penises have you seen?

Right now I've got a horrible mental image of Sekto's girth. I really didn't need that.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 12:17 AM by Nate

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Figures you'd find a way to turn this around to me somehow.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 01:00 AM by Sekto Springs

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Chris's penis is the most perfect nice penis I've ever seen ^^ And for that reason alone, I will stay with him forever, cos the other penises I've seen have, frankly, horrified me(yes, I have seen some).

But I mean, Nate, that your 'penises' are just mere mushrooms >: ( Not penises with flesh-consistensies. See my penises would have the exact same consistency and function as a normal one. The only difference is that they'd be made out of plant cell. So they'd produce sperm, taste like flesh and the balls would serve as root forming organs. They'd need sun and water to survive of course.

But think of how much they could do for the world! There would be less lonely girls in the world. Or gays for that matter. And Havoc could sew penises on his teddies and fursuits!
Or you could just snack on them, and viilently fantasize that you're shredding a man's penis apart(for the angry feminists out there), and you could also keep them as pets.

Can you do all this with a mushroom-penis without it dying in the matter of a day or fallaing apart? hmmm? >: (
Posted 05-25-2010 at 04:14 AM by T-nex

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Oh and the sperm would of course taste like sperm, but it is in fact plant-milk.

Sometimes I'm such a genius.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 04:15 AM by T-nex

Nate's Avatar
a) I would just get a dildo if I was lonely. Oh, wait. I already did.
b) Ewww... you like the taste of semen?
Posted 05-25-2010 at 04:20 AM by Nate

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a) It's not the same. Some people like the feeling of the real thing.

b) Not really, but for the sake of keeping it realistic, it should taste like sperm. Who knows, maybe it could be used instead of salt in tht omelette!

I mean, it's no use growing a penis if it isn't gonna be.. Penisy.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 04:24 AM by T-nex

Hobo's Avatar
Are you really drunk?
Posted 05-25-2010 at 04:25 AM by Hobo

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Sadly, no
Posted 05-25-2010 at 04:28 AM by T-nex

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
And I
:
It was a large mattress, probably of very high quality. Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an infinitely large Universe such as, for instance, the one in which we live, most things one could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow somewhere. A forest was discovered recently in which most of the trees grew ratchet screwdrivers as fruit. The life cycle of ratchet screwdriver fruits is quite interesting. Once picked it needs a dark dusty drawer in which it can lie undisturbed for years. Then one night it suddenly hatches, discards its outer skin which crumbles into dust, and emerges as a totally unidentifiable little metal object with flanges at both ends and a sort of ridge and a sort of hole for a screw. This, when found, will get thrown away.No one knows what it is supposed to gain from this. Nature, in her infinite wisdom, is presumably working on it.

No one really knows what mattresses are supposed to gain from their lives either. They are large, friendly, pocket-strung creatures which live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 05:37 AM by Bullet Magnet

Strike Witch's Avatar
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Chris's penis is the most perfect nice penis I've ever seen
so what happened to the rest of him ohohohohoho
Posted 05-25-2010 at 06:50 AM by Strike Witch

OddjobAbe's Avatar
This is entirely bizarre. Did you finally get your hands on one of those drugs you were on about in that thread?
Posted 05-25-2010 at 07:47 AM by OddjobAbe

T-nex's Avatar
No... But I'm feeling rather resless lately and my head is buzzing with random thoughts. I just thought I'd share! : |
Posted 05-25-2010 at 07:54 AM by T-nex

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I was always more a fan of campions myself.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 08:27 AM by OddjobAbe

OANST's Avatar
This is the worst blog ever.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 11:29 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I dunno, the penis fungi is kinda cool.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 11:35 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
It would have been bearable if not for T-Nex explaining the beauty of Sekto's dick.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 11:37 AM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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It would have been bearable if not for T-Nex explaining the beauty of Sekto's dick.
Jealous?

Actually to be perfectly honest I'm not comfortable with that line of discussion either.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 11:39 AM by Sekto Springs

Leto's Avatar
I uh

These comments are far too public
Posted 05-25-2010 at 09:29 PM by Leto

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Far too pubic, you say?

I agree.
Posted 05-25-2010 at 09:43 PM by Sekto Springs

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Thirded.
Posted 05-26-2010 at 12:16 AM by MeechMunchie

Pilot's Avatar
Santanned dicks.

It's been done, hon.
Posted 05-26-2010 at 07:10 PM by Pilot

 

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