COCKS AND SUCH

OANST, you sound desperate. How important is this victory to you? I DO live a healthy lifestyle and I don't need to justify my weight to anyone, but you seem to be on the defensive.

Now just settle down. Right away, you started trying to insult me, and I wasn't even talking about you. Why is it okay to make fun of fat people, but not skinny people?

You would bring that up.

HEY, I've been made fun of plenty. The honest truth is that I have trouble keeping weight on.

Victory? Is there a battle? A battle of weights?

THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE.

To OANST's comment about Dave :P

NOR IS THE FACT THAT IT'S YOUR DICK HE'S SUCKING!

Buuulge.

YOU WERE TOO SLOW, FATTY DAVE

Damn, I'm sorry I missed this.

You do realize that this is all a joke, right? I mean, no one is actually insulting you. You know that, right?

Sorry I was licking my fingers, spilt gravy all over them...
Now be silent before I sit on you.

EDIT: We're not? For fuck sake...I'm away to bed.

And thanks for saying that I have a fat dick, Ridge. That was very observant of you.

Too bad the girth is greater than the length or else it would have been really impressive.

I'm skinny and what is this?

My rabbit is snoring

None of this makes sense.

shut up you skinny jerk what the fuck do you know? HUH?

Is this a euphemism for quiefing?

"You do realize that this is all a joke, right? I mean, no one is actually insulting you. You know that, right?"

That was the whole point.

Or maybe you just want me to think that you don't know that I know that!

CLEVER GIRL

Quiet, the man's talking about his rabbit!

OANST invented the single best 'Your mother' joke in history

Also, consider this regardless of your situation:

You hates them condescending skanny people, rite. For being all "Hey fattalaporious obesemotron!" et cetera.
But you are exercising to become the very thing you despise.

I really did enjoy reading your refreshing outside-the-box view of skinny people though.



<3

So, what was in that blog of yours, Leto?

A video of me cutting open my own dick.

I just feel that if you're going to go out of your way to insult someone, you best be able to take it from them without crying.

THERE'S NO CRYING IN BODY HATE!

And of COURSE I don't believe a word of any of that. When someone insults fat people, they don't really believe the crap they're saying about them, they just want to insult. Obviously, not all thin people are antisocial nitwits with more eating disorders than fingers and toes. Many thin people can't actually help being thin, and still others have chosen that they want to be at that size. That's perfectly fine.

Just like you all realize that the stereotypes we apply to fat people don't actually apply to most of us, right?

Riiiight.

How the hell did this get to 3 pages?

Leto is sexy. Let's all have a group bang with Leto taking the lead.

shut up he's tired he had a big day at the park

In hindsight this was a terrible idea. I've resorted to the kind of mockery that I hate to receive.

Also, Intern, your bunny is adorable. :3 LOOKS DELICIOUS.

Although a lot of these ARE really good comebacks.

I know a guy who would pay handsomely for such a video.
I'm gunna warn you though, he's a bit off.

Cute bun. Who's skateboard is that?

Mine. It's a 46" Arbor Koa Blunt Longboard. I'm too big to ride regular skateboards comfortably these days. Also, I just like to cruise. Also, Dave Kinsey did the art for the deck, which is all kinds of win.