COCKS AND SUCH

We're not greedy. We're Creedy.

The very beginning was where that joke came from.

So you're stealing material? Come on, guys, at least my stuff is authentic Dipstikk.

And Ridg3, dear sweet Ridg3, who are you implying is greedy? One certainly hopes that you aren't taking our little joke-a-thon personally.

And then responding to that insult by throwing more insults?

Because my friend, that would be foolish.

But we're not actually doing that, are we?

More foolish than obesity?

Nay, I'm tubby as well xD

More foolish than making fun of a fat person for exercising, Matt.

Ridg3, One is glad to read it.

Pilot I'm going to get spooge all over my keyboard now, goddamn it.

More foolish than snuggling with a twinkie as you sleep?

Matt, I despise junk food, especially those damnable twinkies, which aren't really even food. Kind of a strange thing to say, given my sub-title... thing, but a few years can yield all kinds of changes in a person.

I have to say, this blog has kind of surprised me.

You see, it's been my experience that whenever someone is wronged by a fat person in some way, no matter how minute, they have free reign to mock and prod and insult them however they please, and these people are usually rewarded by commenters who join in and jeer.

But here, I'm basically doing the same thing, just in reverse. But what's happening here is that, instead of you all joining in, you have all chosen to make fat jokes instead. This isn't very offensive, but it is interesting.

Curious, very curious.

Jesus, the custom bike seat alone must have set him back a fortune.

I think he's a tad upset.

Matt, is there something you'd like to share with us?

Do you have some sensitivity issues with your weight?

Fuck off OANST, you fucking lucky you have a huge head or you might just cross states with a slight breeze...

For Christ's sAke, guys. i ThoughT You and I were doing a thing.

I still find it funny that he's trying to insult me for exercising. Skinny people, man, they say they want us to exercise and then they humiliate us when we do. They don't really know what they want, do they? I guess it's a side-effect of the lack of fuel to their brain.

So by his logic, what they said to me was perfectly fine, but I'm not allowed to do the same.

Heh. By MY logic, do unto others.

Yeah, I dunno, I think the pollen in the air might slow him down.

Go and eat those haters...that'll teach them!!

I'll leave 'em for OANST. Sounds like he could use it more than I could.

Is that a sweatband or a belt?

Is that chapstick or your deodorant?

Is that a belt or a friendship ring?

IS THAT AN ERECTION IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST AROUSED TO SEE ME?

Dear lord, Ridg3 stepped it up a gear or two.

Dipstikk is sweating just watching him.

I beat anorexia, how about you two cunts?

Nah, I don't sweat when I sit. Comes with the territory of being healthy.

You're losing steam there, buddy. Getting tired? Have some mixed nuts. Good for protein! That'll perk you up right quick. It's hard to run with nothing in the tank.

Erased horribly stupid remark that even I didn't get the point of.

Yeah...I cum in her mouth as well.

Edit: Erased the comment because it now makes no contextual sense.

Damn. Too late.

YOU ALL SHOULD LIVE HEALTHIER LIFESTYLES. DIABETES IS NOT A JOKE.

NOR IS BULIMIA!!

NOR IS THE FACT THAT DAVE MUSTAINE SUCKS A FAT DICK!