I Am Get Paid.

I'm fairly certain I read here that you work 60 hours a week, hopefully now you can cut some of those hours for some relaxation time.

I'm not an hourly employee. The amount of hours I put in doesn't affect my pay. It affects how effective I am....which I guess in turn affects my pay. At any rate, no. I won't be cutting hours any time soon.

I'm a drunk, give me some.

I'm broke, give me some.

Get a job, degenerates!

But I can't get a job because I'm drunk.

Oh, well okay then. Have some money.

Bless you sir, want to hear my life story?

oh, fuck off.

I'm very interested. Could you possibly breath your alcohol fumes directly in my face while you tell it? That would be lovely.

I get free money from the state for just being a student, gimme some money!!

Are you drunk right now?

No ... Im sober... Which I guess may be worrying. Hmm.

No money for you.

... You hurt my feelings. Why are you being so discriminative of sober people? What happened to the world where people can be sober and not be judged. What happened to the world where drunk people didn't try to pressure other people to give them burgers and fries. Or more alcohol.
What happened to the world where we can just be!

If it doubles or triples your income, I don't think this can count as a 'bump'. More like a... erm... I can't even think of a word for it. I've never heard of such a thing before.

Who have you been sleeping with to receive such an absurdly large boost?

Well, I got into an argument with the owner about money on Saturday, and we agreed at the end to go to lunch today to discuss it. I was going to demand at least 100 dollars more a week, but I was going to try to get 200. His opening offer was 1 percent of all sales, on top of what I already make. We sell between 70 and 100 thousand dollars worth of work in a normal week. We have some weeks that are well above 200 thousand. Our weeks in the winter are usually around 30.

I was flabbergasted. I was just like, "Yeah, sure. Deal".

O.O

Congrats, man. That's awesome.

Too bad that's the only bump you received.

I need booze money. All my real money is getting saved up

Your sure he's talking percentage of the gross and not profit margin? If not, I'd check that before signing anything.

Pilot: I'm sure he got plenty more bumps after he came home and announced his paycheque would be tripling. I'd say more, but I really don't want a mental image.

No. It's definitely gross.

Congrats. Hope you'll be contributing to OWF's server costs...

Make me an admin and I will.