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How the fuck did you get my MSN #3 (and hopefully final)

Posted 03-02-2010 at 04:03 AM by Nate
It's not quite on the same par as the others because it was rather late at night. I've gone on the Windows Live webpage and reported this bot, so hopefully this will be the last of these blogs.

JB9050: in your eyes love it glows
Nate: Oh... this is a new tactic
JB9050: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3 :-)
Nate: Hate to be a spelling nazi, but there should have been only one 'o' in that 'to'.
Nate: Easy mistake to make
JB9050: I'm 21/F please tell me your a male???
Nate: Last I checked, yes
JB9050: Cool, ya my name is Gina i work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes i like to come home and play with my cam...
Nate: Strange... your email address says your name is 'Jacquelin Bushmaker'
JB9050: So your computer comes with a camera? I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my bra ;-)
Nate: You hate that?
Nate: I guess you never use the telephone
JB9050: Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam that assures me no one records...
Nate: You could at least have some variety in that particular message
Nate: It's getting awfully repetitive
JB9050: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Nate: No. For the love of god, no!
JB9050: Ok baby but I am trying to make something of myself. Its gonna cost $1.00 today to Watch me get Naked for you. I'm being honest but i'll suck anything you see infront of me for u...
Nate: Oh, at least you're being honest about charging me this time
Nate: No "We just need to verify your age" crap
JB9050: I can even stick things anywhere you want to see them after your in...
Nate: Now you're getting my attention...
JB9050: Just goto [link removed] accept the invite on the page baby, remember its gonna end up costing you exactly 1 buck... i hope i'm worth it
Nate: Oh... I just remembered my Jewcurses
Nate: I thought you were dead!
JB9050: We can still talk baby.. just might be in and out cuz i'm trying to plz other friends on my cam.
Nate: Wait... are you a zombie bot stripper?
JB9050: Would you like to be friends?
Nate: Zombie bot stripper... that's kinda hot
JB9050: Ok well its only 1 dollar to be friends with benifets lol!!! Seriously hun i think i know how to turn you on.
Nate: Stripping doesn't make you friends with benefits
Nate: Your zombie bot parents were lying to you
JB9050: I'll just talk to you naughty and spank my ass until its nice and red for you ::Blushing::
Nate: I thought your arse was shiny metallic silver
JB9050: hold on a second baby don't bust yet ;-)
Nate: Not all that likely
JB9050: hey babe i gotta run sorry these cam shows are comin in and i can't leave anyone hanging they want me to do things so i can't type to you right now..
Nate: Okay, just be careful not to rust
Nate: Or rot
JB9050: Actually i have to bend over sideways and keep the mouse on my ass for this one guy.. lol I dunno why he likes that
Nate: Maybe it's Richard Gere
JB9050: Maybe we can chat later? Or just visit me!!! only 1 dollar remember here is the link again [link removed] ::MUAH::
Nate: You like that? Richard Gere! That's cutting edge satire
JB9050: i hope to see you soon!
Nate: http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=e...20MSN%3F&meta=
Total Comments 13

Comments

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Don't block it, this is literary legend in the making.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 04:15 AM by Bullet Magnet

MA's Avatar
haha a zombiebot's harassing you

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JB9050: I can even stick things anywhere you want to see them after your in...
Nate: Now you're getting my attention...
that really made me laugh.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 04:27 AM by MA

Splat's Avatar
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Nate: I thought you were dead!
JB9050: We can still talk baby..
That is not something you want to hear in everyday conversation.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 06:33 AM by Splat

OANST's Avatar
You enjoy this, don't you?
Posted 03-02-2010 at 08:36 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Nate: Stripping doesn't make you friends with benefits
Nate: Your zombie bot parents were lying to you
YESYESYESYSYSEDSF

This make all the negrap worht it you sexy sexy jew you.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 09:08 AM by Wings of Fire

AlexFili's Avatar
This was funny. Sometimes its fun to mess around with the bots.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 10:02 AM by AlexFili

A third one? What the fuck!

Also the last link going to google made me laugh.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 10:25 AM by AlienMagi

mr.odd's Avatar
Maybe you should tell it you're a female. Maybe it will leave you alone.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 06:25 PM by mr.odd

Nate's Avatar
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Maybe you should tell it you're a female. Maybe it will leave you alone.
The first time it happened, I told it that I'm gay. There's no-one reading my messages though; it just automatically sends the next message after receiving mine.
Posted 03-02-2010 at 07:35 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
I think that the Jewish Jesus would be very angry...
Posted 03-02-2010 at 09:31 PM by Pilot

enchilado's Avatar
Hheehehehehehhehe
Posted 03-03-2010 at 12:56 AM by enchilado

Pilot you racist man
Posted 03-03-2010 at 02:56 AM by AlienMagi

Pilot's Avatar
Umm..... explain.

I thought I asked you to stop thinking?
Posted 03-03-2010 at 03:04 PM by Pilot

 






 
 
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