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Today I Bought some Flat-Packed Furniture and my Mum Cooked a Peasant

Posted 02-22-2010 at 02:01 PM by Splat
Sorry, pheasant (sorry). Someone she knows gave it to her around Christmas and she finally plucked up (hahahaha) the courage to take it out of the freezer and cook it. She has a whole anecdote based around that process.
So now I can add pheasant to the list of foods I have eaten.

Pheasant is kinda dry, but tastes a lot like duck. As with chicken, the tastiest bits are the legs.

The same woman also gave mum a rabbit, but my stepdad won't eat rabbit as he says he once saw one skinned and gutted and it's put him off them for life. Damn you Max the Vegan; you win this time!
I have eaten rabbit once before at my oldest sister's house and liked it. Mum's gonna cook it when we have a guest around some time, and my stepdad will probably feed himself that day.

In other news, I've needed a bookcase for years and now have one from Ikea (hooray!) It is the first flat-packed piece of furniture I have ever assembled alone so I am feeling most triumphant. I have a shelf dedicated mostly to Doctor Who DVDs and soundtracks, and by tomorrow will have one dedicated to Discworld, when I get round to it.
Geekery rocks! When I'm done sorting I will probably post some photos in 'Cool Shizzle you Own'.

And in conclusion, my bedroom now smells of sawdust.


In other news, I have
A. a new mouse that works (HOORAY!)
B. finally found someone with the time, effort and expertise to sort out my laptop, which basically meant deleting everything it contains and reinstalling it all, which had successfully stopped it crashing, thought certain things such as resetting the internet network, changing the volume and putting it into hibernation have become minor issues, and I've lost all my awesome fonts and all of my favourites since I started using Google Chrome. But never mind! I am happy now I can watch DVDs and watch youtube and iPlayer videos and listen to music without having to worry about it frying my laptop.
C. managed to use several funky oddicons in this blog entry, for a variety of unlikely reasons. Yarr.

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OddjobAbe's Avatar
I often like to cook peasants. Teach them to be cretins. Homosexuals, too. Bastards.

Now you have access to BBC iPlayer, consider getting Rab C Nesbitt or Bellamy's People up. Top notch programmes.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 02:40 PM by OddjobAbe

Ridg3's Avatar
I often find that peasants are also like chicken, their legs are the tastiest part.

I bought a flat pack computer desk and built it myself, walked around the whole day with a hammer in my belt and a pencil (with the tip sharpened with a knife) in my ear.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 02:48 PM by Ridg3

T-nex's Avatar
You... BIRD EATER!!! :'(
Posted 02-22-2010 at 02:50 PM by T-nex

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I eat wild pheasant all the time. It's a free meal acquired during the drive home from work.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 05:15 PM by Bullet Magnet

MA's Avatar
pheasant is a funny one. i found when i got myself a duck, to breast it right there and then, and cook it later that day. but with pheasant, i used this same technique and later on i felt like i was eating old boots. i had slightly overcooked it, which is why it was tough, so it has to be done just right. also, if you hang it for a few days, the flavour begins to strengthen.

then again i just stuck to duck; in comparison pheasant is hard work and is too easily spoiled. and with rabbits; don't nick the scent gland, for the love of god.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 06:21 PM by MA

scipionyx's Avatar
i never ate pheasant but it seems to be tasty i was hungry before but now I'm starving!

and yay for having soundtracks
Posted 02-23-2010 at 03:28 AM by scipionyx

Wil's Avatar
I can't remember what pheasant is like at all. But then it's been 13 years, 3-and-a-half of which have been entirely meatless.

But I'm more interested in how absolutely mental insane you come across in this entry.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 03:36 AM by Wil

Oddey's Avatar
... I have pet rabbits...

I didn't even know people still ate rabbit actually.

Splat actually seems more like a villain laughing evily and insanely, if you ask me... But then again... I suppose all these feats entitle him to be as insane and evil as he wants.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 05:08 AM by Oddey

T-nex's Avatar
Ive tasted cute, furry, delicious rabbit which was indeed very delicious!!
Posted 02-23-2010 at 10:41 AM by T-nex

Splat's Avatar
Well I managed to get a couple of rare oddicons in, and then got rather over-excited and went crazy.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 12:01 PM by Splat

enchilado's Avatar
Max, you don't eat meat?

Also, I got really excited when I saw that you'd cooked a peasant. You left me feeling utterly disappointed, brokenhearted and a number of other things, all equally unpleasant.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 07:04 PM by enchilado

 

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