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Ahhhh, Young Love 2

Posted 01-18-2010 at 11:06 AM by OANST
When I got off of work on Friday, April told Abbey to tell me about her boyfriend. I look at Abbey, and she just looks away and says "My boyfriend is Brendan". Brendan hasn't been to school in about a month, so I say "Oh, is he back?". She says no. I'm a little confused, so I turned to April who whispers, "I'll tell you later".

Later comes around and April tells me that Abbey was kissing a boy at school. Apparently, some of the other girls had dared her to do it. Also, the kid was in a higher grade. Now, I'd like to say that I thought this was as cute as when she first started telling me that she was in love, but it kind of bothered me a little bit. No reason in particular. Nothing that I can put my finger on, other than the fact that my little girl is growing up before my eyes.

April also tells me that when Abbey was telling her about it, she said that she would tell me, and Abbey just started balling, begging April not to tell me. I didn't want to upset her or anything, but I also wanted to hear about it from Abbey, so I go sit down with her and ask "What happened with your boyfriend, today?".

She looks at me for a minute and says, "Nothing". I just keep looking at her, and she says, "I don't remember his name WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". I chuckle at this, and keep asking. She then tells me that they played hide and seek, tag, and other games, and that they held hands. "Oh, yeah?", I ask. "Did you do anything else?". "Wellll, we hugged", she replies. "Anything else?", I ask. "He kissed me", she finally says. Then she starts offering more information, "First, he kissed me on the cheek, then on the mouth".

I just wanted to go hide in the bathroom.
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Nate's Avatar
I once embarrassed myself in a public toilet in front of Demitri Martin. It's not as bad as you think.
Posted 01-18-2010 at 08:14 PM by Nate

used:)'s Avatar
You told us about this once. You fail at good manners.

Still must have been pretty cool though. Was it a completely befuddled "um...who are you?" kind of response or just a mildly enertained and confused one?
Posted 01-18-2010 at 08:22 PM by used:)

Josh's Avatar
You saw it was him, turned around and pissed on him' Don't lie, I KNOW EVERYTHING.
Posted 01-18-2010 at 11:29 PM by Josh

Laser's Avatar


OASNT, what you said remined me of this, I hope you see the correlation
Posted 01-19-2010 at 02:09 AM by Laser

shaman's Avatar
This must be making you feel like an old fart. I am sympathetic.
Posted 01-19-2010 at 03:01 AM by shaman

shaman's Avatar
Also: That wasn't meant to be a dig.
Posted 01-19-2010 at 03:02 AM by shaman
Updated 01-19-2010 at 03:04 AM by shaman

Oddey's Avatar
Young love is very weird. That is all I have to say.
Posted 01-19-2010 at 06:58 AM by Oddey

Nate's Avatar
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Still must have been pretty cool though. Was it a completely befuddled "um...who are you?" kind of response or just a mildly enertained and confused one?
The former, with a generous serving of "Get away from me, you freak".
Posted 01-19-2010 at 02:05 PM by Nate

used:)'s Avatar
...damn.
Posted 01-19-2010 at 02:12 PM by used:)

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Comedians aren't nearly as cool in real life as they seem on the stage.

If some creepy jewish guy turns around and pisses on your shoes, comedian or no, you're not going to respond with a witty quip like
"At least you didn't try to tell me it's raining"

*rimshot*
Posted 01-19-2010 at 06:26 PM by Sekto Springs

Ridg3's Avatar
Go Frankie Boyle on the lads ass.

Posted 02-02-2010 at 12:45 PM by Ridg3

 

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