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Posted 01-12-2010 at 08:07 AM by Wings of Fire
Luke -I have had many names; Yen-Sid, Alhazred, Grimnir, Myrrdin, amongst others. But you may call me Master- says (17:02):
*Heehee. I have a rather sexy pair of leather trousers, and a sable riding cloak with a red lining. =p

Luke -I have had many names; Yen-Sid, Alhazred, Grimnir, Myrrdin, amongst others. But you may call me Master- says (17:03):
*I'm the sexiest mage ever. =p

Teh Joe says (17:03):
*You need to be about my size for leather trousers to be sexy

Luke -I have had many names; Yen-Sid, Alhazred, Grimnir, Myrrdin, amongst others. But you may call me Master- says (17:04):
*Urgh, spare me from nine stone ladyboys. =p

Luke -I have had many names; Yen-Sid, Alhazred, Grimnir, Myrrdin, amongst others. But you may call me Master- says (17:05):
*And riding cloaks are sexy, and toasty warm when over leather coats and trousers.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
My brother is fucking creepier every day.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 08:10 AM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
i would also like to be spared from 9 stone ladyboys.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 08:26 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm nine and a half stone.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 08:31 AM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
add another 3 1/2 stone for me.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 08:48 AM by MA

Wil's Avatar
Apparently, I weight "nothing". I can't remember the number, though. I have trouble remembering numbers.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 08:57 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
I have no idea how to determine my stone weight.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 09:17 AM by OANST

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Ask him if he can help with my Thor problem. Your advice was worse than useless.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 09:26 AM by Bullet Magnet

OANST's Avatar
Everyone knows that the only way to deal with Thor problems is to troll him incessantly. It worked for Loki. If you call being bound in your son's intestines with a snake dripping venom on your face working, that is.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 09:31 AM by OANST
Updated 01-12-2010 at 09:37 AM by OANST

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
:
riding cloaks are sexy
No they are not.

What a silly thing to say.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 09:48 AM by Mac Sirloin

slig# 5719's Avatar
I am actually quite light:

I'm actually 5'11 and weigh 7 3/4 stone. Can anyone say underweight?
Posted 01-12-2010 at 10:09 AM by slig# 5719

shaman's Avatar
Skinny bastards.

EDIT:
:
I have no idea how to determine my stone weight.
Find out your weight in pounds and divide by fourteen.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 10:59 AM by shaman
Updated 01-12-2010 at 11:19 AM by shaman

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Just so you all know, my brother weighs a bit more than MA and is about as tall as me.

In leather trousers? Brain bleach time...
Posted 01-12-2010 at 11:37 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Your brother is a living queef.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 11:48 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I know right?
Posted 01-12-2010 at 11:50 AM by Wings of Fire

used:)'s Avatar
Are those the names of his WoW characters?
Posted 01-12-2010 at 01:03 PM by used:)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
No, those are a few of the names of Odin. Even I know that, and that's just from reading American Gods.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 01:27 PM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I weigh 17.8 stone, apparently.

I am a heavy motherfucker.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:10 PM by Mac Sirloin

shaman's Avatar
I am a ceramic statue of myself...
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:12 PM by shaman

MA's Avatar
Kastere, get on the boxing team.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:16 PM by MA

OANST's Avatar
I guess I'm around 15 stone.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:17 PM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
None of you would look even remotely sexy in the most abstract way wearing leather pants.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:22 PM by Wings of Fire

used:)'s Avatar
Nope.

Oh, and I guess that puts me at 14-15 stone.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:24 PM by used:)

shaman's Avatar
:
None of you would look even remotely sexy in the most abstract way wearing leather pants.
You're asking for me to destroy WDYLL. You really are.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:24 PM by shaman
Updated 01-12-2010 at 02:27 PM by shaman

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Please don't tell me I'm the only guy under ten stone on the forums =\ I'm feeling so anorexic.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:57 PM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
you're loving it, liar.

i am drunk again.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 02:57 PM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Honestly? I'd rather I wasn't built like a rake, it makes my face look unnaturally drawn.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 03:00 PM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
that's your damn jaw. it isn't fucking 'unnaturally drawn'.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 03:05 PM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Eh.

I'm far too selfconscious about my appearence.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 03:10 PM by Wings of Fire

T-nex's Avatar
What's up with your brothers name? Is he like a LOTR nerd?
Posted 01-12-2010 at 04:24 PM by T-nex

used:)'s Avatar
In a sense.
Posted 01-12-2010 at 04:28 PM by used:)

 
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