Christmas time brings broken ribs!?

For the record Opril, The Muppets is not a cartoon. Unless you count Muppet Babies, but nobody does.

And I'm also curious to know, if you weren't allowed to watch anything on TV besides the news, how is it you got your hands on Oddworld? How did you squelch a harrowing, violent, politically topical videogame like Oddworld past the nuns?

If what you say is true, I really do pity you. Being able to watch nothing but the news while growing up could really brainwash someone. For the last six decades, the only semi-reliable thing reported on the news has been traffic and weather.

There is truly nothing in nature that freezes ones heart like years of being alone

Fucking Muppet Babies. That's the real danger.

It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge.
And the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, is the one that we call Scrooge.

Oh come now, Matt. Surely you and Abbey coordinate your entire day around watching Muppet Babies in the afternoon. I can just see you two on the couch, both of you in feety pajamas, turning on the tv just in time for the theme song and you both sing along because you know it so well...

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you!

Is Opril getting on anyone else's nerves? I would usually be able to sympathise with somebody who has it rough, but there's something about his comments in this blog that are getting on my tits.

EDIT: Opril, your profile says that the sound of bones grinding is music to your ears. I'd have thought that old women getting crushed would be right up your street.

Maybe because when I turned 17 I moved in with my aunt who was a bitch, then got my own place about five months ago?..
And to answer your question, I was the bully around the town you might say when I was 12, I beat the shit out of a kid that had a butt-load of games for ps1 and ps2 on him and stole them.

Two of them was the second disk to AE and then AO.
I bought Munch and strangers wrath for myself a few years back.
Back when at my "Aunts" place, I worked at the Dolla' store.

Okay. Well, that explains that.

And btw, the profile was made completely for my character.. If I bug you so much why're you on my blog?
If you have a problem with me, or that my life sucks don't converse with me is my only suggestion.

Well aren't we a prickly little cactus.

For the life of me, I can't figure out what that's supposed to mean.

He's saying that if he were lost in a desert, he would want you with him so that he could drink your inner juices.

While he's a very attractive person, I must respectfully decline his offer. I'd rather not have my precious juices sucked from me.

You won't know until you've tried it. I quite enjoy it.

Again, I'd rather not.. though he is a very attractive.. uh, insignia doo-hicky? Whatever his picture is of, it has a strange effect.
Oh, isn't that the sign of a gundam or something?

Is it? If it is, he has a button coming his way.

I'm not really a golden space nazi symbol of racial purity you know? Because if that's what you're judging my attractiveness on you're dead wrong.

I seem to remember a conversation between you and Ackro about "purging the brownies". Whether you guys just binged on confectionaries, or are planning the new Arian nation, I couldn't really say.

That's not racism, that's common sense.

Awkward. And your right wings, I'm sure you are a very attractive person is what I'm saying.

I was voted the BNP's posted boy for three years running due to my long golden locks and baby blue eyes.

Yikes, I could use a distraction.. Ladies and gentlemen, mister ganondorf!

Wings, you mind if I ask you a.. personal question?

I don't mind one bit comrade!

Are you by any chance bisexual? Or Gay?..
I'm bi in real life and, awkward to say but.. Somehow find myself with a slight attraction to you, not to come off creepy or anything.

I'm going for a shower now, hopefuly when I come back that will be drowned under a sea of in-jokes.

Btw Opril...

I understand that you have a crappy past. It sounds really shitty, and I'm sorry about that.
But I really dislike the way you talk about being a bully being a cool thing.
I understand that being less fortunate than other sometimes gives you a feeling of justification to 'rebel' and treat others like crap too.
But acting malicious towards others and trying to hurt others is just a really fucked up thing to do.

I really hope you don't do stuff like that anymore

It was actually more like survival of the fittest.
Yeah, I had to bully to get food.. We'd be lucky to get one meal a freakin' day, plus I had no idea he had games. It was the first actual video games I'd ever seen.. It's not like I'd give them back.

I sold some of them back to other kids on out block so I could buy twix's bars for my bff's there.. so to me it was a noble cause.

Don't listen to T-nex. She don't know from fun. Punch 'em in the kidney.

I however, have never hurt anyone in my life. Only scared them into submission to get food or candy x_x..

You're doing it wrong.