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Christmas time brings broken ribs!?


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Christmas time brings broken ribs!?

Posted 12-08-2009 at 03:48 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~
It may just be me, but it seems like every year around this time.. People are seen on Tv getting ran over with buggies over some stupid toy or game?..


What's the world come to when an object means more to people then their own freakin' race?

If I saw an old woman laying on the ground, I'd use my body as a road block to keep the a-holes running over her from doing so.
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~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Actually, no.. You can have it done only being 202 pounds overweight. My weight is no concern of yours. If anything, you should watch your own.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:27 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~
Updated 12-09-2009 at 02:28 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~ (22.. lol)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Now that's bullying.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:29 PM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
You heard the man, Sekto.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:29 PM by OANST

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Yup, yup, yup. Had a rough day, my ex-gf called me earlier watning her fucking dog back. (My dog)...
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:29 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

Sekto Springs's Avatar
My weight is fine.
22 pounds overweight? Please. You could lose that in a month with diet and exercise, and you want me to believe your family took the hideously expensive route of getting you complicated stomach surgery instead?

Also, why were you in an orphanage for so long if you had an aunt? Did she not know where you were or what?

Mat, the video is old, just like you. STFU and GTFO yourself.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:30 PM by Sekto Springs

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Thanks for the support Oanst.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:30 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Yeah, scroll up Sek, I made a mistake.. Meant 202.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:31 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
And uh, no? Tencare payed for it.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:32 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Only 14 stone overweight? I thought you lived in Tennessee, not Texas.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:32 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
202 only proves my point further. How the hell did you manage to get 200 pounds overweight in such a short time? That's one helluva feat my friend. How long have you lived with your aunt since you escaped the Spartan conditions of Tennessee?
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:34 PM by Sekto Springs

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
None of your business.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:37 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm not really a nazi you know, I made that bit up.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:40 PM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Fair enough. I still think you're lying about some of these things though. But whatever, I'll just let you and OANST get back to sexing.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:41 PM by Sekto Springs

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
I believe you Wings.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:49 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

MA's Avatar
back the fuck off, Sekto, before i stick my god damn Mexican hot hot chilli sauce gun up your arse. honestly, its his business, you have no reason to pry other than to satisfy your own curiosity.

god, i think i set the dogs off barking when i read those posts, OANST. i did guffaw.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 03:11 PM by MA

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Thanks..
Posted 12-09-2009 at 03:16 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

used:)'s Avatar
I'm in the mood for Mexican food now. Come over here, MA.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 03:19 PM by used:)

MA's Avatar
NO VORE
Posted 12-09-2009 at 03:21 PM by MA

used:)'s Avatar
Yes vore! >:C
Posted 12-09-2009 at 03:30 PM by used:)

T-nex's Avatar
Joe is a Pedovore!
Posted 12-09-2009 at 03:54 PM by T-nex

mr.odd's Avatar
Wow Opril, you had it rough. Try to enjoy Christmas if you can.

But one thing i don't understand though. If you lived in an orphanage with very poor living arrangements, then how did you play the ps1 and ps2 games?
Posted 12-09-2009 at 06:21 PM by mr.odd

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
I didn't, I had five or six games (That I kept.) that I didn't play until I got myself a ps2 in 05'.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 07:06 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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Maybe because when I turned 17 I moved in with my aunt who was a bitch, then got my own place about five months ago?..
I was making a joke. Don't be so fucking edgy. I think that's the main reason I find you so annoying.
Posted 12-10-2009 at 08:03 AM by OddjobAbe

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Dude, are you picking your nose in that picture Oddjob? O__o
Posted 12-10-2009 at 02:58 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

OddjobAbe's Avatar
No. That's the late American musician Frank Zappa who is indeed picking his nose.

I apologise if I've been a dick. You'll adjust and become less edgy when you learn our humour (which will be very soon).
Posted 12-10-2009 at 03:08 PM by OddjobAbe

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
A dick? Goodness no! You've been quite nice to me Oddjob.
I respect you and your kind words of wisdom.
Posted 12-10-2009 at 09:45 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Sarcasm, wins every time.
Posted 12-17-2009 at 08:25 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

 
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