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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Oh hai...I'm tipsy

Posted 11-08-2009 at 12:46 AM by scrab queen
"That's no way to start a conversation!" - Trent, as soon as he walked through the door.

Yes, peoples, I finally had more than just a shot glass. Yay me.

Also, it's like being high, except with the loss of coordination. I'm a bit more eloquent, but my grammar went down the drain.

I sound like a slow person who's trying to sound smart. Like Engrish, except worse.

I can't help but have the feeling that I should be speaking in a heavy russian accent.

Don't worry. It was with my Mom. I managed to maintain my dignity. She was the one who fell out the car, got mildly injured, and then puked. I'm just the one who was voicing my already dirty thoughts and contemplating the meaning of life. With incredibly fucked up logic.

My only regret: I should have been watching Kill Bill, instead of Pineapple Express.

I'm going to sleep now.
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Nate's Avatar
I read that whole thing in this voice. It sounded awesome.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 02:14 AM by Nate

Leto's Avatar
i read it with dr farnsworth's voice
Posted 11-08-2009 at 02:41 AM by Leto

MA's Avatar
drinking with family is alright for about 6 months. then it'll be beer o'clock.

fuck sake i got major indigestion.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 05:08 AM by MA

scrab queen's Avatar
My parents are off to the hospital. My mom yanked on dad's arm the wrong way while getting out of the car, and now he thinks it's broken.

Mom's face is already cut up from last night's faceplant, so now they're worried that it's going to look like he beat her.

I think I'll just listen to the voice of Chris Hardwick in my head. "Reasons why you shouldn't get completely shit-faced."
Posted 11-08-2009 at 10:52 AM by scrab queen

MeechMunchie's Avatar
So are you ever going to like... post?
Posted 11-09-2009 at 09:44 AM by MeechMunchie

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Your family sounds like the epitome of white trash.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 04:16 PM by Disgruntled Intern

 

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