She's not fat, she's pregnant.

Congratulations. You will make a fantastic father.

Every one of my Congratulations!

Dave, last time I talked to you you were make-up artist. Then I heard you had become a nurse. Now this.

You are a jack of all trades, my friend. Now you can add "father" to the roster. Good shootin'.

I'm not sure at what point your blog turned from description of reality into plan for the future, but in case any of it was the former, many congratulations. I hope you bring us up to speed within six months (he gets a month's paternity leave, in case anyone thinks I'm either a poor mathematician or a poor biologist).

Wow, that's big news ... Congrats ^^ wishing health for your whole family =)

Awesome news is awesome

I WILL EAT MY BABY LIKE A HAMSTER

Also, who the fuck is Sekto Springs?

My dad has on many occassions asked fat women when they're due. You'd think he would have learnt after the first time.


Other than that, sounds fun. Are you going to go for the Elvis marriage celebrant? What are you planning on doing in the air force?

Congratulations.

My best wishes to you and your family.

Sekto Springs is Sligslinger.

Okay.

I'll be entering the air force as a nurse/medic, which means I'll be working in a base hospital. I'm requesting Japan, but as long as I don't wind up in a field hospital in some shithole country, I'll be happy enough.

Max, I will have a description of reality blog for you shortly.

And yeah, we're getting married by an Elvis impersonator. I think the chapel actually hosts a video/live cut of the ceremony online for like a week, if anyone would be interested in seeing that.

Good luck, and also good luck, and good luck medicating.

Cool.

Congratufuckinglations.