Uguu~?

Res bein'

Japan is very sartorially pornographic. I must remember never to go there for fear of developing Debilitating Prudosis.

That would be hilarious.

When my mother was in Japan for a wedding, she noted the niche comics grown men read. In public!

O.o

I thought we had spoken about this sort of thing, Strike Witch.

What, I can't even do this in my blog now?

Correct.

*sigh* I'd say you were stomping on my dick if I have one.

Corey used to say that, but I never knew what it meant, really.

I'll lend you mine.

So he can stomp on it, I mean.

Surely you have something hidden in a drawer somewhere in your bedroom that's the right shape for me to stomp on?

That was an attempt at light-hearted humour, by the way. Not an accusation or anything. I'd show you the contents of my drawers if that didn't sound like a set up for a Carry On movie.

Or if didn't look like the set up for a Carry On movie.

You can use Annoymans.

Why do those two girl's bums look pink, as if they were recently spanked?

Well, now I screwed up. Everyone now knows that I looked close enough to realize that their bums were pink.