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Quartic news polarization

Posted 08-02-2009 at 12:29 AM by Wil
The good news: I have discovered that my mum's spare bedroom is small enough for me to use my laptop while it's connected to the mains and the internet. Wheee!

The bad news: I discovered this while desperately finding things to distract me from my mum's sex moans a couple of rooms over.

The fucked up news: There's every possibility that the mortgage company won't transfer the mortgage to me, meaning I won't be able to put the house up for rent. I which case I'll have to sell the house to pay the masses of debt and unpaid taxes, and then I won't have anywhere to keep anything at all and the cats who've lived there 12 years will have to be relocated.

The shit news: Resit exam timetables have finally been published, and I have about a week to revise enough material to constitute a quarter of a year's work. I have extenuating circumstances, but I don't think that means automatic pass. Failure would probably mean an end to my degree.

On the plus side, I have this handy blog to vent and rant on.
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Wil's Avatar
The emergent news: All this waiting around with music in my ears for a "quieter" start to the morning has left me really rather desperately needing a crap. But ooops! Guess who's in there. Thank fuck I knocked. I said I'd wait. Then he starts taking a shower! Waaa!
Posted 08-02-2009 at 12:32 AM by Wil

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Do you have some bushes outside and low standards?

Actually, that's not my kind of humour, and I have no fucking idea why it popped into my head.
Posted 08-02-2009 at 01:49 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
thats more my humour, Oddjob. thanks for doing my job.
Posted 08-02-2009 at 04:51 AM by MA

used:)'s Avatar
Win the lottery.

But seriously, that really sucks. I know I've said this a dozen times before, but I feel for you.
Posted 08-02-2009 at 08:18 AM by used:)

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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thats more my humour, Oddjob. thanks for doing my job.
Happy to fill in for you, MA. Back over to you, my friend!
Posted 08-02-2009 at 08:20 AM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
There are plants, but they come under the heading of my mum's garden.

Today I filled in the inheritance tax form (entirely guessed the value of all assets) and made some headway in clearing the house of valuables. Also tried putting some netting down on the lawn to stop the cat crapping on it. But we had no netting, so we strategically balanced a ladder on bricks.

No, it does not make sense.
Posted 08-02-2009 at 11:46 AM by Wil

OddjobAbe's Avatar
If you can't repel it after a few years, I would recommend boiling water.
Posted 08-02-2009 at 12:37 PM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
I'm not pouring boiling water on my cat, you bastard.
Posted 08-02-2009 at 01:35 PM by Wil

MA's Avatar
oh no, just make a cuppa and then conveniently notice the 'cretin', then throw the substance out the window. that way, you're in the clear.
Posted 08-03-2009 at 10:26 AM by MA

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Damn straight you are. That's the way.

Or you could just get me and my brother to rough it up a bit. Just for you, MA.
Posted 08-03-2009 at 10:27 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
fucking love it.

why didn't i think of that?
Posted 08-03-2009 at 10:31 AM by MA

Wil's Avatar
No. No boiling water. No fisticuffs. AND NO CHAINSAW-WIELDING NEPHEWS, YOU HEAR ME?
Posted 08-03-2009 at 12:35 PM by Wil

OddjobAbe's Avatar
If I had a penny for every cat my brother's been through...
Posted 08-03-2009 at 01:10 PM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
Then it would cover the court-issued fine for animal cruelty?
Posted 08-03-2009 at 01:55 PM by Wil

MA's Avatar
he'd probably have about £2.50p
Posted 08-03-2009 at 02:15 PM by MA

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I wish I could posrep the both of you, but I can't be arsed finding your latest posts just yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Posted 08-03-2009 at 02:55 PM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
I look forward to it. If only I could pay off the probate courts' attempts to make up for unpaid debts using the currency of Oddworld Forums reputation, I would gladly infect myself with genital Scrabs.
Posted 08-03-2009 at 03:03 PM by Wil

 

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