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Some bloke just showed me his penis

Posted 07-14-2009 at 07:02 AM by Fuzzle Guy
Talk about a shock. I had a random add on MSN and I foolishly accepted thinking maybe it was a new address for JoshKrz who I added yesterday but never received a reply from.

However when he started a conversation with me, and when his display picture loaded was a picture of an Asian guy with a beard, so I instantly figured it was a group of people who I know from school who are obsessed with taking the Michael out of Asians.

I noticed they had a web cam so, to try and get the Divvies to stop clowning around with a fake account I requested Webcam.

He accepted and I was greeted by an Asian bloke stood up in front of the camera whacking one off with a close up shot of his little man.

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rarara says (15:15):
*hiii
Nathan says (15:15):
*Hiya!
*Who is this?
*Are you from OWF?
rarara says (15:15):
*m ro f
Nathan says (15:16):
*What?
rarara says (15:16):
*boy or gilr

* You have invited rarara to start sending webcam. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.

* rarara has accepted your invitation to start sending webcam.

Nathan says (15:18):
*Oh Good Lord. Hello
Nathan says (15:19):
*I take it you're not from OWF, then...
I was expecting to see James, Dean and Jamie in front of their computer after having had a little too much to drink.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Oh thank Jesus, for a minute there I thought that would have been me.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 07:07 AM by Wings of Fire

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Christ on a bicycle.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 07:09 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
thank fuck i don't do MSN.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 07:24 AM by MA

shaman's Avatar
OWNED
Posted 07-14-2009 at 08:48 AM by shaman

Anonyman!'s Avatar
I don't know how to reply, but I want to leave a comment so here you go.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 09:01 AM by Anonyman!

Wil's Avatar
All your years of repressing your sexuality are coming back to haunt you.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 10:01 AM by Wil

Havoc's Avatar
HAHAHA
Posted 07-14-2009 at 10:40 AM by Havoc

Laser's Avatar
Was it bigger than your own?
Posted 07-14-2009 at 11:53 AM by Laser

Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
No! =D If mine was like his I wouldn't go round showing it off to strangers.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 12:39 PM by Fuzzle Guy

Leto's Avatar
lol
Posted 07-14-2009 at 02:48 PM by Leto

Alcar's Avatar
Can I show you mine next?

Alcar...
Posted 07-14-2009 at 04:36 PM by Alcar

Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
Alcar! You have just told me to stop my decline into homosexuality on facebook In front of all my friends... *sighs* thanks for that and now... now you're whoring yourself out for me! D:

I'm so confused. Somebody help me. Preferably not Wil or Peter.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 05:15 PM by Fuzzle Guy

Leto's Avatar
I'll help you.

I'll help you all the way up my rectum.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 05:48 PM by Leto

Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
I read that as Necrum and was considering the offer.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 05:57 PM by Fuzzle Guy

joshkrz's Avatar
:
I read that as Necrum and was considering the offer.
LOL!
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Man thats jokes, he even asked you if you're a boy or a girl, I really would of said "guy" before I requested a webcam, but you never know what he's into.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 01:26 AM by joshkrz
Updated 07-15-2009 at 01:30 AM by joshkrz

Wil's Avatar
This is of course only a fraction of what you deserve after posting your MSN address publically.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 02:19 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
Was it an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow little asian peenie?
Posted 07-15-2009 at 07:20 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
oho, clever.

heh.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 10:27 AM by MA

Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
Someone musical on the forums should record that... if we have anyone musical.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 10:53 AM by Fuzzle Guy

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I'm very musical. But I have shitty recording equipment, and don't like that kind of music.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 12:34 PM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
Novelty?
Posted 07-15-2009 at 01:02 PM by Wil

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I can't listen to a novelty tune without getting bored or irritated (the only exception being Flight of the Conchords).
Posted 07-15-2009 at 01:19 PM by OddjobAbe

AlexFili's Avatar
Never accept webcam from strangers!
Posted 07-15-2009 at 01:25 PM by AlexFili

 

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