I got bored so I decided to take some photographs. My rechargeable batteries ran out so I went into THE DRAWER. The magical drawer in my chest of drawers that just about anything that goes missing eventually appears in. I got a brand new, unopened pack of batteries out of the magical drawer. “Kodak! HIGH POWER – long life batteries” it read. So with my new high power, long life batteries, I was ready to take some photographs. I turned on the camera, only to be greeted with “Low Battery life – please replace the batteries”…
So after going downstairs to get just about every AA battery I could find in the garage, I managed to find two that worked in conjunction with each other, and started my picture taking quest.
I started at my computer table. It gets messy a lot. It is filled with crap that I have had out recently that I don’t bother to put away. I tidy it occasionally but like facial hair, it just grows back
Then I got out of my chair and went to the bedroom window, where I took a photograph of the cows congregating in the middle of the field.
I then decided I needed to stew in my own filth, so off I popped to start running my bath.
Whilst waiting for my bath to run, I went downstairs where I woke the dog up, found a spider, and put the kettle on.
What do you call a sexually assaulted raisin?
GRAPE! =D
Then I took a photograph of my toothbrush for Joe! =D
And finally, the dark pieces from the antique chess set I bought off ebay for £1.05 .
I know, what a bargain. I'm beginning to think they were stolen. D: