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Photographs of stuff

Posted 07-01-2009 at 11:27 AM by Fuzzle Guy
I got bored so I decided to take some photographs. My rechargeable batteries ran out so I went into THE DRAWER. The magical drawer in my chest of drawers that just about anything that goes missing eventually appears in. I got a brand new, unopened pack of batteries out of the magical drawer. “Kodak! HIGH POWER – long life batteries” it read. So with my new high power, long life batteries, I was ready to take some photographs. I turned on the camera, only to be greeted with “Low Battery life – please replace the batteries”…

So after going downstairs to get just about every AA battery I could find in the garage, I managed to find two that worked in conjunction with each other, and started my picture taking quest.

I started at my computer table. It gets messy a lot. It is filled with crap that I have had out recently that I don’t bother to put away. I tidy it occasionally but like facial hair, it just grows back



Then I got out of my chair and went to the bedroom window, where I took a photograph of the cows congregating in the middle of the field.



I then decided I needed to stew in my own filth, so off I popped to start running my bath.



Whilst waiting for my bath to run, I went downstairs where I woke the dog up, found a spider, and put the kettle on.







What do you call a sexually assaulted raisin?

GRAPE! =D





Then I took a photograph of my toothbrush for Joe! =D



And finally, the dark pieces from the antique chess set I bought off ebay for £1.05 .



I know, what a bargain. I'm beginning to think they were stolen. D:
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MA's Avatar
love the cattle. thats some nice scenery.

also the dog picture proves that pets also have that involuntary ability to blink at the same fraction of a second as the camera shutter goes off.
Posted 07-01-2009 at 11:37 AM by MA

Jordan's Avatar
That's one ugly ass spider.

Nice photos btw.
Posted 07-01-2009 at 11:46 AM by Jordan

used:)'s Avatar
Holy giant images.

Those are some kick-ass chess pieces.
Posted 07-01-2009 at 01:02 PM by used:)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm loving the dog.
Posted 07-01-2009 at 01:59 PM by Wings of Fire

Wil's Avatar
Pholcids are myriad and huge this year.

What are those carvings in your wooden shelving unit?
Posted 07-01-2009 at 02:35 PM by Wil

Leto's Avatar
i'd strongly recommend learning about shutter speed/aperture settings, if you want to start taking your photography to the next level
Posted 07-01-2009 at 03:18 PM by Leto

Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
Thankyou Leto! I will look into that!

The carvings I think you refer to Wil, is the wallpaper of my living room.

The chess pieces do indeed kick ass =D I've won every game I've played them with

And Joe, the dog loves you too!
Posted 07-01-2009 at 04:53 PM by Fuzzle Guy

Wil's Avatar
Oh yes, now I see.
Posted 07-01-2009 at 04:56 PM by Wil

AlexFili's Avatar
(looks at the insect) OMG ITS AN ALIEN!

Nice mousemat. I know how you feel about piling on stuff, I also put lots of things on my desk and never bother to move them.
Posted 07-02-2009 at 12:52 AM by AlexFili

 

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