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RoadTrips ruel!

Posted 04-20-2009 at 01:12 AM by scrab queen
One more week, and I'll be on the road to New York. The only reason I'm actually glad about this time, is that I haven't had any decent take-out in two years. The chineese food here SUCKS. Not only that, but I miss the pastrami sandwiches, and the dirt water dogs that the vendor probably peed on. What's also nice, is that our new friend is stinking rich. (Right now, just being able to sit on a few hundred grand and not do anything with it is considered rich.)

And with that said, there is a nightclub on the horizon.

There is this horrible, nerdy, attention-whore-ish vision that haunts me whenever I think about it. Me, in that Samus costume up on stage, performing with my dad in a Master Chief suit during gamer's night.

*shudder* It fills me with a nice, warm fuzzy feeling, but somewhere around 7AM it looks and sounds horrible.

THERE ARE NO REAL GAMERS OUT HERE. Maybe the occasional jock who constantly yells 'NOOOOB! YOU ARE ALL NOOBS!!' into the mic, but not a lot of people who really appriciate the full experiance of the game. They wouldn't even recognize half the music I planned on playing up there.


...Now I made myself feel all ronery...
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AlexFili's Avatar
I like Chinese food as well, I normally have beef with some rice... it tastes very different to Indian food! We don't really get hot-dog vendors in the UK, so normally it's just BBQ or breakfast sausages for us.

Being a hardcore gamer, sometimes I feel a bit embarrassed at things like the Wii, but at least it's a way of bringing gaming to the masses, whether they like it or not. I don't really use voice-chat that often really, I guess I just prefer the anonymity of it all.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 05:30 AM by AlexFili

MA's Avatar
i prefer anonymity, but not Anonyman!

i like anything sweet & sour.

#New York! New York!#

-bladdered
Posted 04-20-2009 at 05:40 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I bet you're a riot at LAN parties.
Posted 04-20-2009 at 07:40 AM by Wings of Fire

 

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