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My Child Is An Engineering Phenom....Well, Maybe

Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:08 AM by OANST
So, I've mentioned that my daughter kicks ass at making Little Big Planet levels, while I can barely figure out how to make a ramp. But apparently these sort of things just seem to make sense to her. They just kind of click. I've been noticing more and more that her lego creations are becoming quite inventive and interesting, and then yesterday I witnessed her make the most impressive aircraft I could imagine.

I had fallen asleep on the couch while she was playing Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. I was exhausted as I had only gotten about two hours of sleep the night before, due to raccoons fighting in my attic. When I woke up it was 11:30, which is about two hours past her bed time, and there she was....still playing the game. I get up to tell her that she has got to get to bed but I am stopped short by what she is doing.

She is building (from scratch) an airplane. At first glance this doesn't sound very impressive but as I watch it gets more and more complex. For one thing, it's huge. It's about as big as you can make it in this game. It's also aerodynamic and it's engineering is sound. Now, she has seen me make vehicles for the game, but mine were always creatures of necessity. I never spent much time on looks or making them make real world sense. For instance, you don't have to connect the engines to the fuel. There only needs to be engines and fuel, so I usually just distribute them in a way that evens out the weight.

This kid has all the engines in places that make complete sense AND SHE HAS PUT IN FUEL LINES! What would even make her think to do that? Jesus christ.
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OddjobAbe's Avatar
Holy Hell.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:30 AM by OddjobAbe

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
University that gal up, holmes.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 08:29 AM by Mac Sirloin

MA's Avatar
Bloody hell. Just make sure she doesnt forget this stuff as she grows up.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 09:57 AM by MA

shaman's Avatar
Evil genius, only explination...


But seriously though ... wow.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 10:23 AM by shaman

Anonyman!'s Avatar
Give her candy every time she does this. Reinforce good behavior.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 01:25 PM by Anonyman!

Munch's Master's Avatar
You have a superchild.

Groom her for world domination. She could control half the globe by the time shes 13.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 03:30 PM by Munch's Master

used:)'s Avatar
I'm super glad for you and your daughter.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 04:12 PM by used:)

Nate's Avatar
Do they have Capsella in the USA? Give her a pile of that and watch her domination of the schoolyard begin!
Posted 04-07-2009 at 05:51 PM by Nate

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Autism.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 06:02 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Capsella was the best thing ever.


I keep meaning to buy this 270 piece set gathering dust at Ye Olde Toye Shoppe downtown but I don't have the money, though once I get it I'm going to fucking town with that stuff. Like, building a cat droid or something.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 06:08 PM by Mac Sirloin

Pilot's Avatar
No, DON'T send her to university. She needs to think differently about things, not the same. She's probably one of those unique genius types that would only flunk out of traditional prescribed learning 'courses'.... kinda like Einstein. Don't encapsulate her apparent brilliance!

I don't know what to say though... I'm genuinely thrilled! And I know if I am, then you must be 100 fold.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:07 PM by Pilot

Nate's Avatar
Einstein didn't fail maths. Historians failed at understanding how Austrian school results were scored.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articl...23/1115185.htm
Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:18 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
Who said anything about maths? An enlightening article nonetheless. Einstein obviously had 'natural intelligences' in the field of science, and his many great works came seemingly from his own self-prescribed studies of interest.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:45 PM by Pilot

Nate's Avatar
This was the clause I was disagreeing with:
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flunk out of traditional prescribed learning 'courses'.... kinda like Einstein.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:52 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
Yes, I should have not made such an 'absolute' parallel.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 07:57 PM by Pilot

mitsur's Avatar
Holy shit. Buy her a book on architecture for her birthday.
Posted 04-07-2009 at 08:09 PM by mitsur

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Do what you've been doing, it's obviously working.
Posted 04-08-2009 at 04:48 AM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
Like he would actually let all of us bozos tell him what to do anyway.
Posted 04-08-2009 at 07:58 AM by Pilot

OANST's Avatar
I will now begin to beat and berate her regularly.


The autism thing was funny.
Posted 04-08-2009 at 08:42 AM by OANST

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I aim to please.
Posted 04-08-2009 at 03:53 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Nate's Avatar
Tell her that intellectual pursuits are for the weak. Force her to play sports. If you find she enjoys whichever sport you choose for her, switch her to something else.
Posted 04-08-2009 at 08:31 PM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Alternatively raise her with a half physical and half poetic/musical education until she reaches the age of 17 to make sure her soul neither hardens too much or becomes too weak, after that she should be forced to do three years of active military service before engaging in the study of mathematics for a further ten years, going through arithmetic, geometry, cubic geometry, astronomy and harmonics. At the age of thirty she may study Dialectic and the art of arguing for the next five years, before moving onto a high position in the civil service while her body is still useful, for instance being a general of the army.

At the age of fifty she is free to spend the rest of her life ruling over us until she is unfit to do so anymore.
Posted 04-09-2009 at 05:08 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
That sounds like a tremendously fun life there. I'll be sure to do that.
Posted 04-09-2009 at 06:22 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Yeah, Plato was a dick.
Posted 04-09-2009 at 06:32 AM by Wings of Fire

 

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