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Attempting to make a Lesbian.

Posted 03-26-2009 at 03:57 AM by Strike Witch
So my carpet-munching buddy and I were thinking "There really aren't many-any hot lezbo chicks about town." so she was like "Well durr let's make some!" So now cuz it's like, our final year of school, we're gonna try and seduce a chick from each of our different schools...somehow. She's going to use Innocence, and I have to be Shameless.

I'm not sure what I was thinking when I agreed.


Any tips for being shameless? I've already got a candidate but I'm really not sure how I'm gonna do this.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Well it would help if she found girls attractive to start with.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 04:49 AM by Wings of Fire

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
If using alcohol as a means of seduction isn't shameless, I don't know what is.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 07:18 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Rohypnol time?
Posted 03-26-2009 at 07:51 AM by Wings of Fire

Havoc's Avatar
Isn't the first rule of being gay not to hit on people who you know aren't gay?

Don't break it... seriously...
Posted 03-26-2009 at 08:26 AM by Havoc

T-nex's Avatar
It's ok when it's amongst girls... Specially now that bi-sexuality has become a trend and a cool thing to be.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 08:32 AM by T-nex

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Backlash to counterculture now tells us that promiscuous bisexuals will not be taken seriously. Silly countercounterculture.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 08:39 AM by Wings of Fire

Wings of Fire's Avatar
As an interesting side note, the same thing has basically happened to feminism. Popular culture and majority beliefs are a fair bit more chauvanistic than they were ten/fifteen years ago.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 08:46 AM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Copulation is inefficient.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 09:03 AM by Bullet Magnet

mitsur's Avatar
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

It'll work, trust me. It also fufills shameless.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 11:29 AM by mitsur

Jordan's Avatar
Flash your tits.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 12:07 PM by Jordan

Pilot's Avatar
Is turning a straight gay the same as turning a gay straight?

In other words, does trying to get someone to 'switch teams' work in reverse?

Highly dubious. I'll be interested to know if this works!
Posted 03-26-2009 at 12:49 PM by Pilot

Strike Witch's Avatar
We'll see.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 01:14 PM by Strike Witch

Havoc's Avatar
Pilot: How does one turn someone's preference around? Me thinks that doesn't work at all.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 01:54 PM by Havoc

Joe... no offense, but werent you supposed to be bisexual?

And - is it O.k. if I call you Joe?
Posted 03-26-2009 at 02:23 PM by AlienMagi

Wil's Avatar
Apply enough mind warping and you can convince people of many things. Including that their sexuality is something other than it actually is. Luckily such ‘correctional’ services are no longer institutional. However, I reckon that’s got to be an uphill struggle. Better to find someone who is likely to be gay and then help them realize it.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 02:44 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
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Pilot: How does one turn someone's preference around? Me thinks that doesn't work at all.
Right, that's basically what I'm thinking unless you happen to find someone who is already 'secretly' gay and you offer an opportunity for them to bring it out.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 03:39 PM by Pilot

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Joe... no offense, but werent you supposed to be bisexual?
Yes, I don't use it as a conversation piece or imagine it makes me cool or fashionable though.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 03:47 PM by Wings of Fire

Anonyman!'s Avatar
Thank god. And thank you Joe. People like you make me happy.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 05:00 PM by Anonyman!
Updated 03-26-2009 at 05:02 PM by Anonyman!

Nate's Avatar
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Pilot: How does one turn someone's preference around? Me thinks that doesn't work at all.
Ah, but that prompts a question: Is she trying to convert a girl to lesbianism or just trying to convince a straight girl to fool around for a bit?

First option will be nigh on impossible (though the world contains more than a few straight, stupid-feminist, women who decided to give up on men and travel the Dutch water-barrier route through life). Second option is more feasible. Sex is a great bribery tactic, after all, and women tend to have less hangups about lesbianism than guys do about The Gays.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 05:21 PM by Nate

Strike Witch's Avatar
Pretty much that Nate. We're just gonna see what we can get them to do.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 09:38 PM by Strike Witch

Crashpunk's Avatar
O_o
holy shit
Posted 03-27-2009 at 11:46 AM by Crashpunk

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
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Joe... no offense, but werent you supposed to be bisexual?

And - is it O.k. if I call you Joe?
AlienMagixJoe my OTP.
Posted 03-27-2009 at 11:54 AM by Mac Sirloin

 

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