AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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Happy Dancin' all the way home...
Posted 03-25-2009 at 08:36 PM by scrab queen
YEAH! HELL FUKIN' YEAH!
THEY'RE LEAVING! THE DOUCHEBAGS ARE LEAVING BY APRIL FIRST! Now all I have to do is make sure that dumb, dumber, and the new girlfriend don't take any freebies on the way out. The blatant towel abuse was enough. Hopefully, I can retrieve my marbles, and I'll go back to being a dull, sane person, rather than a dull insane person. And my little sister will stop being a selfish devil spawn and go back to being a sweet, overly happy kid. My dad won't die of a stress induced stroke. My mom can stop drinking/smoking herself into oblivion. Also: Dumb and her girlfriend gave eachother both types of HIV. I can only offer a half hearted apology, and a poorly concealed expression of utter joy. They totally deseved it. Assholes. |
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