AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.

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Proud to be a nutjob.

Posted 03-13-2009 at 01:39 PM by scrab queen

I started talking to birds. After a while I gave up trying to get the raven to leak where that damned vampire was hiding, but instead I was trying to squeeze the meaning of life out of a chikadee. Damn are those guys stupid.

But what I got instead was an epiphany from asking a hawk what time he thought it was.

Apparently, the concept of past and future didn't exist to him.

The complete disregard for the obsession with what already happened and what could happened makes me feel like I could live for-fuckin'-ever. Invincible.

In fact, I realized that my past doesn't even apply to me. In the time taken lamenting over a past mistake, all of my cells have already replaced themselves or changed. Not even the same damn body.

I'm going to start talking to trees again. They probably know a thing or two.

Also, that pic that was posted for strike witch? I saw it on tv. Awesomesauce.

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	That’s nothing to seeing lights in your eyelids or not being able to tell the difference between night and day.
	Posted 03-13-2009 at 02:48 PM by Wil

	How about a bird talker who sees lights in other birds eyes and their own eyelids who can't tell the difference between night and day and then discovers that talking to trees might be knowledgable, and notices things on the forums on TV, such as uhhhh avatars.
	Posted 03-13-2009 at 02:59 PM by Chubfish

	Oh right. I forgot about Chubfish. Yeah, nothing beats Chubfish.
	Posted 03-13-2009 at 03:23 PM by Wil

	I did a sexy dance for Nate a few minutes ago, with my trousers undone!
	Posted 03-13-2009 at 06:39 PM by Wings of Fire

	I talk to inanimate objects, myself and consider myself partially insane.
	Posted 03-14-2009 at 12:03 AM by Oddey

	I talk to anything with something that looks like a face. Even the old Sweep puppet. I am either sad or insane. Possibly both. In addition, I feel the need to apologise to Sweep if I drop him after showing him to my nephew.
	Posted 03-14-2009 at 12:30 AM by OddjobAbe

	I kicked my computer hard enough to shatter one of the plastic ‘there’s no drive in this slot’ thingies.
	Posted 03-14-2009 at 05:21 AM by Wil

	I talk to babies as if they were human beings and not Booboosus awaziwazii and people think I'm insane.
	Posted 03-14-2009 at 11:05 AM by Bullet Magnet

	And then they reply and follow your instructions?
	Posted 03-14-2009 at 11:14 AM by Wil

	His evil bidding will be done.
	Posted 03-14-2009 at 11:34 AM by OANST

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