Another article. I hate you.

Its been awhile since anyone made anything that doesn't make me want to decapitate Catholic School Children, and usually for all the right reasons. But when I heard a metal band say "Were serious about our metal" I just fucking snapped.

Not because I hate metal, I loves dat sheet, (After all, I did mention Infanticide.) but when someone actually considers Metal, or just about any other form of music 'serious'
they seem to miss the point.
I mean, if I told you that Dragonforce, the living embodiment of the Metal cliche, and also just generally a really annoying bunch of assholes, had all been killed in a bus accident involving a bunch of emo shits using mass-suicide to block the road (like that big cryptophiliac lump they had in 300.) you would...

A) Call me a shit hawk with phalluses for everything.
B) Believe me and die fairly soon because you are significantly stupid.

People need to stop taking this shit so seriously, I mean, the stupid take everything seriously, you could flatulate and make a stupid person call you "Disgusting" for having a completely normal bodily function.

"Oh, I am Sorry Ma'am, but my gastro-intestinal anatomy is gravely un-individual."

I believe that for every smart person that can put up with the vast amount of verbal bile spewed forth by all the various sopurces of media, there are 47 hand-stapling dickheads that eat it up and believe every word.

David Wong dealt with this issue in saying that Negative views on something attracts more attention then anything positive.

David Wong is much smarter and more famous then me.

So the next time you flip out at mis-information, or go batshit insane because someone shit-talked your shitty indie band, remember that you are immediately classified as a moron and will feel a somewhat frightening desire to enage parked cars in breathless chases.