Fondest greetings too all: I'm new (again)

Sao · #1 07-20-2002, 11:36 PM

Hello everybody! Im glad too see you're all acting Oddly. Yes its true! Its time for my yearly, holiday wasting time on the forums.

I can't really think of much too say. Just good luck too everyone in everything you do in this life and remember, those that say you're odd are really odd themselves! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

*watches SPAM level go critical* Well I must go and test the new innovations (private messaging, hmmmmm...) C'ya!

p.s. I can't get the hang of the change Size/Font/Flavour etc so if someone could give me any handy monosylabic instructions I would apprciate very much!

paramiteabe · #2 07-21-2002, 01:01 AM

Hi pal alweys nice to see new people join. As I alweys like to say, stay odd my friend and enjoy the forums!

Paramiteabe...

oddling · #3 07-21-2002, 01:10 AM

Hi! I'm Oddling, your friendly neihborhood Slig/friek show! You're the first newbie in a while, now we can finaly have some fun picking on you! Um.... why is everyone waving their hands and gesturing at me? Oh! I meen um.... making new friends! Did I really say pick on you? Who said that? Was it me? Nah, couldn't been me! Oh dear, I do beleive it's time for my medication! *gulp*

Oddling l:c l

Sao · #4 07-21-2002, 01:36 AM

*gasp* First contact with some kind of extra-terrestial life. One appears too be an Odd...ling whilst the other seems to bears similar attributes too both a paramit and abe, possbly via bioconfusion...hmmmmmmmm. However, both species appear too be friendly. Now to communicate...*waves*

oddling · #5 07-21-2002, 01:44 AM

*gasp* Yaaaaaargh! Oon cheeky gunganafaja!! Nawrfligle janabana! Oh wait, *Grabs English to Slig dictionary* opps. On Earth thats a welcoming gesture. My bad. Well what do you expect from someone with a room temperature IQ?!!!

Oddling l:c l

Sao · #6 07-21-2002, 01:50 AM

*gasp* Not much and you don't disapoint me...

Uuhhhhhhhh, it wasn't me! It was *gestures wildly* HIM! Paramiteabe! Yeah!! You get im!...
Hehehe...I mean, cough, cough cough. *walks away whistling* tum-ti-tum...

paramiteabe · #7 07-21-2002, 02:11 AM

I am actually a half Paramite half Mudokin Vykkers expierment gone wrong! Actually strangely enough the mudokin part of me is blue! hmm? Its kind of fun being part paramite and part Abe cough cough I mean Mudokin. It's pretty in a stomach churning sort of way.

MUHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mac the Janitor · #8 07-21-2002, 03:05 AM

Hello, Sao, and welcome to the OWF. I'm Mac, and I hope you have a great time here.

Oh yeah, and if you spam, you'll have to answer to me...

*growls*

Danny · #9 07-21-2002, 03:19 PM

Hello. My name's Danny. I'm the forums' Resident Leftie-Liberal. I will let you get to know me through other topics, because I can't be arsed to say anything more about myself.

Jacob · #10 07-21-2002, 04:08 PM

Hi. I'm the controversial asshole who resides in the forums. Not that im proud of this. Im also a bitch...and sarcastic...and can be nice to people who are goodlooking or cute. There's my shallowness showing again.

SeaRex · #11 07-21-2002, 04:18 PM

Hi, I'm Luke. I'm not really that witty or interesting, so you probably won't be hearing much more from me...

Gluk Schmuck · #12 07-21-2002, 04:39 PM

Hello. Uhm. Have fun. Bye bye.

***Wil*** · #13 07-21-2002, 04:43 PM

Salvç, Sao, and welcome to our realm.

I'm probably Max the Mug. People like to call me The Oddworld Encyclopedia, but they also keep telling me off for not having my website up and running yet.

You'll have to make your own opinion about me, because I have no idea how to describe myself.

Anyway, make yourself a house.

Oh, my little elongated 'e' didn't show up properly...

Sl'askia · #14 07-21-2002, 05:00 PM

Hello and welcome. Dragadon is my screen name here...but you can call me Rachel, (my RL first name), Rach, or my draconic name Sl'askia (or just 'Kia). In case you are confused by all the 'names'...I am an otherkin (A human that has the spirit/soul of another species instead of a humans), dragonkin to be precise.
Just be mindful of the rules, the bodies laying all over the floor, the weirdos, drunk mudokons, etc and you should be fine.

Spider: THAT had got to be the weirdest welcome I have ever seen...

*grins* Don't mind the looney crossbreed...he just doesn't know when not to poke his snout into my posts

Spider: *snort* funny...

Fazerina · #15 07-21-2002, 05:14 PM

Hello. Welcome to the forums, Sao!

I'm Jenni (but you can call me Faz *shudders*). I don't know what to say about me, really. You get to know me. Or not...

Have fun!

Jacob · #16 07-21-2002, 05:20 PM

I forgot to add, i am one, of very few, normal people.

Majic · #17 07-21-2002, 05:30 PM

I serve no purpose on this board, I'm just an annoying twit who goes around annoying people on MSN, on the forums, in Oddchat, and if I actualy track you down in real life. I'm not productive, I'm hideously ugly, and my arse is constantly in pain from sitting in the chair in front of the computer to long. Furthur more, I am diseased so if I manage to bite you, please see a docter. I might also add that cds make very good coasters, and the whole phone battery "charging" thing is just part of a complex plan to discover the meaning of life.

Danny · #18 07-21-2002, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I forgot to add, i am one, of very few, normal people.

The fact that someone like Chris here can consider himself normal shows exactly how weird some people are here...

MunchOnThis · #19 07-21-2002, 06:19 PM

Howdy Ho Sao. I'm MunchOnThis the forum's resident idiot and dim ummm person. A big welcome to you and have a great time here, provided you don't spam dude. Happy days!!! (That sounded corny man)

Sao · #20 07-21-2002, 06:34 PM

*sniff* So many friendly people...Thank you! You've made me very welcome, Sl'askia et all.

oddling · #21 07-21-2002, 06:57 PM

If Dragadons a Dragonkin, then I must be a Sligkin or whatever. Like Dragadon said, there are many weirdos around here. And not just those ghosts from Abe's Exoddus. I'm just one of the many. Oh and don't spam. And sorry about attacing you, it's just that on my home planet, thats meens "Go stick your head up an Elums arse!"

Oddling l:c l

Danny · #22 07-21-2002, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis
I'm MunchOnThis the forum's resident idiot and dim ummm person

But don't assume he's the only one...

Disgruntled Intern · #23 07-21-2002, 09:28 PM

Hi. I'm sure you've already figured it out, but my name is Disgruntled Intern. My real name is Dave.
But since I hate you, I'd prefer that you don't call me Dave.
You know why?
Because I hate you.

Have a great times on the forums...I know I do.
Because I hate you.

Okay, enough silly bullshit. You may call me Dave, if you like. I actually prefer it. I don't hate you.
I guess I'm just the local prick. I'm nicer to people once I get to know them, though.

Joe the Intern · #24 07-21-2002, 11:00 PM

Hi. I'm Morgan. Pay me 20 dollars, and I won't kidnap your dog. Buh bye.

Jacob · #25 07-22-2002, 12:52 AM

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Sligkin

No Oddling. I dont believe you believe EXACTLY what Dragadon does...You dont have the "Soul" of a Slig. Cos they dont exist, saying that nor do Dragons...unless your talking about Komodo's.

Disgruntled Intern · #26 07-22-2002, 12:56 AM

Komodo dragons are one of my favorite varanids. I once got to handle a sub adult komodo, at a zoo program thing. You could literally feel the strength of the animal. It was quite the experience.

Sl'askia · #27 07-22-2002, 12:57 AM

*frowns* How do you know for sure dragons (the mythical ones) don't exist Chris? You don't...that's what. They are merely in hiding...hiding from the humans that would destroy them. *snorts* But you are right about one thing...there is no such thing as a 'sligkin' as we know they were completely made up.

(and Chris if you are going to argue with me about this take it to my 'Beliefs' topic please)

TheKhanzumer · #28 07-22-2002, 01:56 AM

Hello, I'm Khanz. The resident Oddworld Dictionary (but when in the presence of Max I am reduced to the Pamphlet). Have a nice stay at the forums while you are here.

Disgruntled Intern · #29 07-22-2002, 04:45 AM

*sigh*...Rach, when he Chris said dragons don't/never existed...he was stating his beliefs. Respect them, rather than trying to push yours onto him.

Sl'askia · #30 07-22-2002, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
*sigh*...Rach, when he Chris said dragons don't/never existed...he was stating his beliefs. Respect them, rather than trying to push yours onto him.

MERK! Sorry Sorry! You're right...*ears flatten and looks downward in apologitic manner* I acted without thinking...being defensive about me draconic self....instinctive responce mesa think...(Chris...never mind...carry on)