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  #1  
01-17-2014, 01:18 AM
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The 11th Annual Forum Poster Awards (endorsed edition)

Lady and Gentlemen, boys and girl, take your seats and put your hands together for tonight’s fabulous cam-whore-cum-presenter.




*STM walks to centre stage and coughs loudly into his microphone as the music fades*

I err, I … OWF … The Oddworld Foruuuuums … Oddworld … Lorne, and New ‘n’ Tasty … ehem, isn’t it great. Obligatory Michael Bay reference

Yes teddies, hello and welcome to the Annual Forum Poster Awards XI. I must firstly apologise on behalf of the team for not catching the imposter who ran onto the stage earlier, sooner. I also apologise on behalf of Wired who once again could not be here, he no doubt lives on in our hearts, minds and T-Nex’s basement. So, tonight we have the best and worst that our most exalted forums have to offer! It’s mostly the worst, it always is. Hell this place is a fucking dump, but it’s our dump right, and don’t we make sure every new member knows it. Hurr hurr.

A few thank you's are in order: firstly to the moderator team for allowing me the honour of running these awards for a second year, secondly to Slogbait for helping me with the code, or whatever it is, and thirdly to myself, for being fucking great.

Now, without further ado, we move on to tonight’s categories:

The Categories

Best Thread Creator

Best Blogger

Greatest Debater


Best Oddworld Artist

Best Non-Oddworld Artist

Best Writer

Most Insular Member


Funniest Poster

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

Most Meaningful Poster

Most Underrated Poster

Best Advice Giver

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge

Best New Comer

Most Welcome Return

Best Veteran

Dearly Missed Member

Most Liked

Most Eccentric

Most Annoying

Most Accomplished Troll

Best Couple

Most Dedicated Member

Member in Dire Need of a Life

Best Staff Member

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)

Most Changed Member



By way of nominal explanation, all votes should be cast based on the activity of 2013 alone! Best New Comer and Most Welcome Return should have started posting/returned last year. Dearly Missed Member should not have posted at all in 2012, or since. Members qualify as veterans if they started posting prior to 2008.

Procedure and Rules

Procedure is the same as it always has been. No nominations and no applications, just vote for which members you think are most deserving of each award by posting them here. Whereas in the past you have been able to private message the host with your choices, this year will not be following in that trend. For your vote to be counted, you must post in this thread and this thread alone! You don't have to vote on every single category, and you can submit more than one member per category if you really, really cannot decide between two or three members.

There is to be:

No voting for yourself, and no telling other members whom to vote for, whether that's you or someone else. Anyone who breaks these two rules will be trampled to death by ponies

Furthermore, contravening of any rule is punishable by elimination of your eligibility to partake in the receiving of any awards.

Voting starts right away and will continue for 3 weeks so the results will be posted on the 7th February 2013. Don't post updates of who's winning what and how many votes such-and-such person has. If you spoil the surprise I will personally hunt you down and end your miserable, insignificant life.

Enjoy and happy voting!
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.


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01-17-2014, 01:43 AM
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Best Thread Creator: MM

Best Blogger: BM, always a good read.

Greatest Debater: BM


Best Oddworld Artist: Slog Bait?

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Slog Bait

Best Writer: MA

Most Insular Member: Oddey, because apparently he's still lurking around somewhere


Funniest Poster: Oddjob

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: Nep

Most Meaningful Poster: DH

Most Underrated Poster: You're all overrated

Best Advice Giver: MA <3

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Buncywil

Best New Comer: Job McYossie, by 2 days. Did we even have many new members last year due to the great email fiasco?

Most Welcome Return: Hobo, however briefly.

Best Veteran: Nate

Dearly Missed Member: Can we please vote for Nexy given that she's been gone most of last year and we all dearly miss her? If not then DI.

Most Liked: OANST

Most Eccentric: BM

Most Annoying: Varrok

Most Accomplished Troll: OANST

Best Couple: Varrok and Varrok

Most Dedicated Member: Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life: Not me any more! Nep.

Best Staff Member: Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: MM

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Abbey

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): WoF

Most Changed Member: CP, in a good way!


Also you said 2012 instead of 2013 in the paragraph after the categories
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01-17-2014, 01:55 AM
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No I didn't shut up don't lie. Lies and slander. And misinformation.
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

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01-17-2014, 02:31 AM
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You know, I looked at this and got kind of excited and really wanted to submit my votes.

Then I realized I couldn't think of anyone for most categories.

Best Thread Creator: Varrok

Best Blogger: Varrok

Greatest Debater: Varrok


Best Oddworld Artist: Varrok

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Varrok

Best Writer: Varrok

Most Insular Member: Varrok


Funniest Poster: Varrok

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: Varrok

Most Meaningful Poster: Varrok

Most Underrated Poster: Varrok

Best Advice Giver: Varrok

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Varrok

Best New Comer: Job McYossie

Most Welcome Return: Varrok

Best Veteran: Varrok

Dearly Missed Member: Varrok

Most Liked: Varrok

Most Eccentric: Varrok

Most Annoying: Varrok

Most Accomplished Troll: Varrok

Best Couple: Slog Bait and Nepsotic

Most Dedicated Member: Varrok

Member in Dire Need of a Life: Varrok

Best Staff Member: Alcar, because he doesn't get enough love.

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: Varrok

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Abbey

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Varrok

Most Changed Member: Varrok

Just to give him a fighting chance for every position.
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01-17-2014, 04:57 AM
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STM, you missed a category.
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01-17-2014, 06:12 AM
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Giving out forum awards gets harder every year...

... because every year I can remember less of what happened.

Best Thread Creator
Scrabtrapman. For making last year's awards thread.

Best Blogger
Phylum

Most Debator
Bullet Magnet, as per tradition.

Best Oddworld Artist
scipionyx, pretty much by default.

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Slog Bait

Best Writer
MA

Most Insular Member
Splat

Funniest Poster
OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
AlexFili

Most Meaningful Poster
DarkHoodness

Most Underrated Poster
OddjobAbe

Best Advice Giver
MA

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil. Doesn't he basically decide what's Oddworld now?

Best New Comer
Vyrien limbo'd in right at the end of 2012. Is that close enough? Otherwise, CrowbarSka.

Most Welcome Return
The one on my keyboard. Fine, Hobo.

Best Veteran
Wings of Fire

Dearly Missed Member
gishygleb

Most Liked
Vyrien

Most Eccentric
Mac Sirloin. More batshit by the day.

Most Annoying
Nepsotic. Dude, hurry up and pubesce already.

Most Accomplished Troll
OANST? Seriously, I'm going all Old Duffer over here.

Best Couple
Nate and Grindr

Most Dedicated Member
Craspunk, our token optimist.

Member in Dire Need of a Life
kapteeni13

Best Staff Member
Wil

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Alcar, because it'd be better than having him as an Admin. HA!

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Crashpunk

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Wings of Fire

Most Changed Member
Phylum. He's, like, happy and shit. But mainly the beard.

Most Deserving of an Award for Nothing in Particular
Mr. Bungle

Meme of the Year
See how can be done?

Best Varrok
OANST


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01-17-2014, 09:21 AM
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Best Thread Creator
None. They all suck.

Best Blogger
None.

Greatest Debater
None.

Best Oddworld Artist
None.

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
None.

Best Writer
Best who?

Most Insular Member
MeechMunchie

Funniest Poster
OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
I dunno, let's say none.

Most Meaningful Poster
BM.

Most Underrated Poster
None.

Best Advice Giver
OANST, as always.

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
OANST, as always.

Best New Comer
None.

Most Welcome Return
Have anyone actually returned recently?

Best Veteran
Wil

Dearly Missed Member
T-nex

Most Liked
Oddey

Most Eccentric
STM

Most Annoying
WoF, always saying things about spamming and closing threads

Most Accomplished Troll
OANST

Best Couple
MA+MA

Most Dedicated Member
Crashpunk

Member in Dire Need of a Life
Nepsotic

Best Staff Member
Splat

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
WoF....w-wait...

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Teddy Bear?

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Wil

Most Changed Member
Nepsotic, for good

Best Varrok
Mr. Bungle

Worst Varrok
Mr. Bungle

Honorary Varrok
Nepsotic
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01-17-2014, 09:48 AM
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Best Thread Creator
MeechMunchie-he tries hard to produce some entertainment during times of inactivity.

Best Blogger
Phylum

Greatest Debater
Have there been any recent debates? The last I can remember involved shouting at Havoc about paedophiles.

Best Writer
MA

Funniest Poster
MA

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
AlexFili

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Max the Mug

Most Welcome Return
abe619. Did anyone else return?

Best Veteran
OANST

Dearly Missed Member
DI

Most Eccentric
Nepsotic

Most Accomplished Troll
OANST

Best Couple
STM and that American he's trying to get his leg over with

Most Dedicated Member
Wil

Member in Dire Need of a Life
OddjobAbe

Best Staff Member
WoF

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
MeechMunchie

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Phylum's flute, to be played at Adelaide University

I couldn't answer a lot of those - I don't visit as often and can't remember much. Must be senility.
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01-17-2014, 09:56 AM
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Best Thread Creator
Varrok

Best Blogger
Varrok

Greatest Debater
Varrok

Best Oddworld Artist
Varrok

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Varrok

Best Writer
Varrok
Most Insular Member
Varrok

Funniest Poster
Varrok

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Non-Varrok

Most Meaningful Poster
Varrok

Most Underrated Poster
Varrok

Best Advice Giver
Varrok

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Varrok

Best New Comer
Varrok

Most Welcome Return
Varrok

Best Veteran
Varrok

Dearly Missed Member
Varrok

Most Liked
Varrok

Most Eccentric
Varrok

Most Annoying
Non-Varrok

Most Accomplished Troll
Varrok

Best Couple
Varrok and Varrok

Most Dedicated Member
Varrok

Member in Dire Need of a Life
Non-Varrok

Best Staff Member
Non-Varrok

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Varrok

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Varrok

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Varrok

Most Changed Member
Varrok
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01-17-2014, 10:00 AM
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Best Thread Creator
Nate

Best Blogger
Mac Sirloin

Most Debator
Bullet Magnet

Best Oddworld Artist
no idea so I guess I'll go with Varrok

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Slog Bait I guess?

Best Writer
MA

Most Insular Member
Splat

Funniest Poster
OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Jbot

Most Meaningful Poster
DarkHoodness

Most Underrated Poster
OddjobAbe

Best Advice Giver
MA

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil

Best New Comer
Jbot

Most Welcome Return
uhh

Best Veteran
OANST

Dearly Missed Member
Leto

Most Liked
OddJobAbe

Most Eccentric
MA

Most Annoying
Nepsotic

Most Accomplished Troll
OANST

Best Couple
Meech and Vyrien <3

Most Dedicated Member
Craspunk

Member in Dire Need of a Life
Can I vote for myself?

Best Staff Member
Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Crashpunk

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
OANST's daughter

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Sekto Springs

Most Changed Member
OANST. He's still a dick but at least he's happy again.

Most Deserving of an Award for Nothing in Particular
Disgruntled Intern. Cause he's fuckin' cool.

Meme of the Year
Varrok duh

Best Varrok
OANST
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01-17-2014, 10:41 AM
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/copy pastes from other thread

Best Thread Creator
MA

Best Blogger

MA

Greatest Debater

MA


Best Oddworld Artist
MA

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Vyrien and MA

Best Writer
MA

Most Insular Member

Oddey and MA


Worst Debater
pupbenny and MA

Funniest Poster
MA

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
MA

Most Meaningful Poster
MA

Most Underrated Poster
MA

Best Advice Giver
MA

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil and MA

Best New Comer
MA

Most Welcome Return
MA

Best Veteran
MA

Dearly Missed Member
T-neeeexxxxxx and MA

Most Liked
MA

Most Eccentric

BM Nepsotic and MA

Most Annoying
Steamer King and MA

Most Accomplished Troll

MA

Best Couple

MA x MA

Most Dedicated Member
MA

Member in Dire Need of a Life
MA

Best Staff Member

Nate and MA

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
MA

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
MA

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)

MA

Most Changed Member

MA






Best Varrok

MA


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01-17-2014, 10:48 AM
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2013 is officially The Year No Shits Were Given.

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01-17-2014, 10:53 AM
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I think a few shits were taken back.
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01-17-2014, 12:32 PM
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Best Thread Creator: Emem

Best Blogger: Mum

Greatest Debater: BM


Best Oddworld Artist: Viryin

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Viryin

Best Writer: Mum

Most Insular Member: Alexfili


Funniest Poster: TANSO

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: Varrok

Most Meaningful Poster: Kapteeni13

Most Underrated Poster: Phlegm

Best Advice Giver: HAHA

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Wil I Am

Best New Comer: Job Mc Yossie I guess, not much choice

Most Welcome Return: Hobo

Best Veteran: WoF

Dearly Missed Member: T-Nex

Most Liked: Viryin

Most Eccentric: BM

Most Annoying: >.>

Most Accomplished Troll: OANST

Best Couple: Nate + Poopy Guy

Most Dedicated Member: Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life: Nep

Best Staff Member: WoF

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: EmEm

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Teddyburr

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Manco

Most Changed Member: Nep (Y)


If we could all stop voting now, saves me having to count shit up. That'd be fantastic.
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01-17-2014, 01:38 PM
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Best Thread Creator:
MM

Best Blogger:
BM

Greatest Debater:
BM

Best Oddworld Artist:
Slog Bait

Best Non-Oddworld Artist:
Slog Bait

Best Writer:
MA

Most Insular Member:
Alexfili

Funniest Poster:
OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster:
Pupbenny

Most Meaningful Poster:
Gishygleb

Most Underrated Poster:
OddJobAbe

Best Advice Giver:
MA

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge:
Wil

Best New Comer:
Job McYossie

Best Veteran:
MA

Dearly Missed Member:
T-Nex

Most Liked:
STD

Most Eccentric:
MA

Most Annoying:
Jdate

Most Accomplished Troll:
OANST

Best Couple:
SteamerKing + MA's cunt

Most Dedicated Member:
Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life:
Pupbenny

Best Staff Member:
Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator:
MM

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot:
SlogBait's old avatar

Most Valuable Poster (MVP):
WoF

Most Changed Member:
Nepsocks

Best Varrok:
OANST


I'm sorry STM, I'm afraid I can't do that.
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01-17-2014, 01:56 PM
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Slut.
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01-17-2014, 01:59 PM
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That STM. What a charmer.

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01-17-2014, 02:13 PM
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I'm not seeing enough votes for Varrok.
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01-17-2014, 02:48 PM
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I only will be posting for nominees I have an idea for, seeing as I have not been around long enough to really vote on all these.
Best Thread Creator

Best Blogger: Nate

Greatest Debater: Slog Bait

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Slog Bait

Most Insular Member: Nepsotic

Funniest Poster: This was hard, but, Scrabtrapman

Most Underrated Poster: Nate

Best Advice Giver: OASNT

Most Liked: Crashpunk

Most Accomplished Troll: OANST

Best Couple: Slog Bait x Nepsotic

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Alcar

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): J_dude320

I would have done more, but I have not been around long enough to judge most of these. hell, I don't know if I really qualified to judge on what I did.
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01-17-2014, 02:56 PM
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I'm so awful at this. So I've only answered a few.

Best Blogger
MA

Best Oddworld Artist
scipionyx

Best Writer
MA

Funniest Poster
STM

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Alexfili

Most Meaningful Poster
MeechMunchie

Most Underrated Poster
Vyrien

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil (I think he knows more than Lorne.)

Best New Comer
Job McYossie

Most Welcome Return
abe619

Best Veteran
Nate

Dearly Missed Member
T-Nex :'( come back!

Most Liked
Varrok

Most Accomplished Troll
OANST

Member in Dire Need of a Life
Gishygleb

Best Staff Member
Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
MeechMunchie

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Varrok's Teddy Bear

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Varrok

Most Changed Member
Nep
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01-17-2014, 03:02 PM
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Best Thread Creator
MeechMunchie is a darling for keeping us all entertained in quiet times.

Best Blogger
Phlyum.

Greatest Debater
Bullet Magnet.


Best Oddworld Artist
I don’t frequent Fan Corner so I’ll just vote for Slog Bait.

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Slog Bait.

Best Writer
STM still writes, right?

Most Insular Member
Nepsotic


Funniest Poster
Vyrien

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Havoc

Most Meaningful Poster
gishygleb

Most Underrated Poster
AlexFili. Guy writes up pretty long posts, but I don’t see a lot of people replying.

Best Advice Giver
MA.

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil pretty much wins this by default.

Best New Comer
Job McYossie has been a baller so far.

Most Welcome Return
GABBITS OWN BAGGITS CRONE DANGIT ZONE

Best Veteran
MA

Dearly Missed Member
I want T-nex back

Most Liked
Crashpunk.

Most Eccentric
Crashpunk. Dude is 110% high on life all the time, swear to god.

Most Annoying
havoc quit bein such a havoc havoc

Most Accomplished Troll
I don’t think OANST made a single serious post in 2013.

Best Couple
MA and OANST

Most Dedicated Member
MS1029, mayherestinpeace

Member in Dire Need of a Life
gishygleb

Best Staff Member
WoF’s been doing great since being put on staff.

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Vyrien.

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
That testicle in WoF’s avatar.

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Nate knows what’s up.

Most Changed Member
Say what you will, but Nepsotic has come along leaps and bounds since he first joined.
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01-17-2014, 04:53 PM
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Joke about me is not funny. I accept only my friends do this. Laughing to someones feelings is not right!

What i try say i feel hard and people puts it as joke level
I'd like everyone to know that kapteeni responded to his nomination with a frustrated and typically incoherent rebuttal which, I shit you not, featured a screencap of my post... with my username surrounded by angry thunderbolts.

Naturally, I pointed out the various ways in which he was a hypocrite, to which he responded by silently deleting his post.

Thanks to Crashpunk for pointing it out to me. As for everyone else, kapteeni13's Facebook page really is worth a read.


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01-17-2014, 07:23 PM
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I was fortunate enough to see the post in a window between him liking your comment and deleting everything.

Never seen Chris come across that angry before. I was a little turned on.
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01-17-2014, 08:03 PM
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I missed it entirely, which I had expected since kapteeni seems to enjoy deleting everything that happens on his page.

Now I'm sad because angry Chris seems like a very rare thing to behold.

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01-18-2014, 01:18 AM
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I've tried being supportive. I really have. I love the guys videos... But he makes every intention to write bad things about the forum and endlessly searches the threads for any negative comments about him. And then wonders why people dislike him?

I'm sorry (I know you'll read this) but the whole thing is pathetic. You've brought this on yourself. Any insult made by us are 100% jokes. "oh kapteen my kapteen" is a reference to "Oh Captain My Captain" HOW IS THAT OFFENSIVE? and the awards are just a joke as a whole.

I would suggest just leave us alone and if you can't do that. Then you need help because you are seriously paranoid.

I think this is a job for the Moderators.
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01-18-2014, 02:29 AM
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Kapteeni is a cunt.
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I would suggest just leave us alone and if you can't do that. Then you need help because you are seriously paranoid.
I'm pretty sure he's just attention whoring.

Best Thread Creator
MeechMunchie


Most Insular Member
Splat


Funniest Poster
MA


Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Pupbenny


Most Underrated Poster
Vyren


Best Advice Giver
MA


Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil


Best New Comer
If Vyren doesn't count, then skip this one.


Most Welcome Return
Gabbits Own


Best Veteran
MA


Dearly Missed Member
T-nex


Most Liked
MA


Most Eccentric
Crashpunk


Most Annoying
Steamer King. I edited this to be him not because he voted me most annoying (which doesn't bother me), but because I constantly forget how annoying he is until he posts.


Best Couple
Pupbenny and PAINT.net


Most Dedicated Member
Kapteeni, bless his little cotton socks.


Member in Dire Need of a Life
Kapteeni, bless his little cotton socks.


Best Staff Member
Nate


Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
I actually think AlexFili would do a good job.


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Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
BM


Most Changed Member
STM
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01-18-2014, 06:48 AM
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Best Thread Creator Meech

Greatest Debater Phylum

Best Oddworld Artist nowtun

Best Non-Oddworld Artist Vyrien and Slog Bait

Most Insular Member Dynamithix and Ridg3

Funniest Poster STM and Varrok

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Nep and pubenny

Most Meaningful Poster Mr. Bungle

Most Underrated Poster WOF

Best Advice Giver MA

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil and Xav

Best New Comer They all suck, except Job. He's a working whatever.

Best Veteran Manco

Dearly Missed Member T-Nex and Mac (posts)

Most Liked Varrok

Most Eccentric OANST

Most Annoying Nep

Most Accomplished Troll STM

Best Couple Me and STM, duh!

Most Dedicated Member Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life Nep

Best Staff Member Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator STM, mainly because of his HTML skills

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot This shouldn't even be a category, it's already stated it's both Abbey and Bill Murray

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate and CP

Most Changed Member Varrok, all praise the lord Varrok
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01-18-2014, 10:26 AM
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Best New Comer They all suck
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01-18-2014, 10:44 AM
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Don't let it get you down, nobody cares what Steamer thinks.
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01-18-2014, 11:04 AM
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Love you too.
Didn't you entered OWF in 2014?

EDIT: Just checked and you actually entered in 2013. Blimey. Well, I really couldn't judge your "performance" in just 2/3 days, so...

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