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01-05-2010, 03:53 PM
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The 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards

Live from the prestigious Molluck Memorial Hippodrome in Oddywood! It's The Oddworld Forums Awards 2009! Please put your hands, wings and tentacles together, stamp your feet, talons and tentacles on the floor and whistle loudly (or do that OOH OOH OOH thing if you can't whistle) in supportive welcome of your host for this exciting evening of backstabbing and bribery, Wired!

Gooooooood evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening and welcome to all you fine ladies and gentlemen and sexless workers. It's wonderful to see you all out tonight in the current oeconomic climate. It's a testament to the industriousness of Cartelkind that we can forget about the monetary woes of people who don't matter and still manage to transport ourselves to a night of luxury entertainment and cuisine.

But in truth we have all been hard hit by recession. High unemployment rates following the kidnapping of thousands of Mudokon loyalites has led to horrendous sacrifices. Stamp Duty now means we have limited ability to freely to kick our employees. And subsidies on hanging and drawing have been quartered.

Cost cutting measures have affected every industry, including the awards ceremony industry. The price of gold is the highest it's ever been, so the statuettes given to winners of this year's awards will instead be made of velcro (and incidentally if you have any old, gold awards from previous years lying about your house, if you post them to Moolah4Gold you'll receive a note informing you of how much you've donated within 4 to 6 weeks). That said, here are this year's categories!

The Categories


Best Thread Creator

Best Blogger

Greatest Debator

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist

Best Non-Oddworld Artist

Best Writer

Best Role-Player

Funniest Poster

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

Most Meaningful Poster

Most Underrated Poster

Best Advice Giver

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge

Best New Comer

Most Welcome Return

Best Veteran

Dearly Missed Member

Most Liked

Most Eccentric

Most Annoying

Most Accomplished Troll

Best Couple

Most Dedicated Member

Member in Dire Need of a Life

Best Staff Member

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)

By way of minimal explanation, all votes should be cast based on the activity of 2009 alone! Best New Comer and Most Welcome Return should have started posting/returned last year. Dearly Missed Member should not have posted at all in 2009, or since. Members qualify as veterans if they started posting prior to 2005.

Procedure and Rules


Procedure is the same as always. No nominations, no applications, just vote for which members you think are most deserving of each award by posting them here or sending them to to me email or private message. You don't have to vote on every single category, and you can submit more than one member per category if you really, really cannot decide between two or three members.

There is to be
  • no voting for yourself, and
  • no telling other members whom to vote for, whether that's you or someone else.
Regarding the second rule, I see a lot of graffiti in signatures promoting certain members above others with regards to some kind of vote. I'm sure it's all innocent antics not related to this, but it could be construed as a violation of the Terms of Service. Remove it immediately.

By the way, contravening of any rule is punishable by elimination of your eligibility to partake in the receival of any awardation.

To some this may seem like a popularity contest but it's all done in the name of good honest fun. Don't feel bad if you don't get voted for something or anything: the awards bestow no tangeable benefit on the winners. Except for awesomeness.

Voting starts right away and will continue for 3 weeks so the results will be posted on 27 January. Don't post updates of who's winning what and how many votes such-and-such person has. There's nothing to stop you ruining the suspense for yourself by counting public votes but don't be a party pooper and spoil it for others, doofus.


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01-05-2010, 04:04 PM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator - used

Best Blogger - Disgruntled Intern

Greatest Debator - Bullet Magnet

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist - Alcar

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - Alcar

Best Writer - Alcar

Best Role-Player - Alcar

Funniest Poster - OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Abe Is Now! (Again, sorry)

Most Meaningful Poster - Wings of Fire

Most Underated Poster - Mollucks Assistant

Best Advice Giver - Nate

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Disgruntled Intern

Best New Comer - Fuck knows

Most Welcome Return - Disgruntled Intern

Best Veteran - Xavier

Dearly Missed Member - MeechShrykull1029

Most Liked - Rex Tirano


Most Eccentric - OANST

Most Annoying - Havoc

Most Accomplished Troll OANST

Best Couple - Sekto Springs & T-Nex

Most Dedicated Member - Alcar

Member Most in Dire Need of a Life Cloverfield

Best Staff Member - No comment

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - Disgruntled Intern (again)

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Rex Tirano

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - Max The Mug

Bitches
  #3  
01-05-2010, 04:13 PM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator
OANST
Best Blogger
Strike Witch
Greatest Debator
OANST
Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist
Sekto Springs
Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Dippstik
Best Writer
Kastere
Best Role-Player
what is this i dont even

Funniest Poster
abe is now!
Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
abe is now!, again.
Most Meaningful Poster
Bullet Magnet, when he actually accomplishes it.
Most Underated Poster
Anonyman
Best Advice Giver
Nate <3
Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Max the Mug
Best New Comer
Josh
Most Welcome Return
Molluck's Assistant
Best Veteran
Hobo
Dearly Missed Member
Rex Tirano
Most Liked
T-nex
Most Eccentric
Disgruntled Intern
Most Annoying
Opcro the Slvvykig
Most Accomplished Troll
Disgruntled Intern
Best Couple
Strike Witch and Used:)
Most Dedicated Member
Used:), OANST and Molluck's Assistant
Member in Dire Need of a Life
OANST
Best Staff Member
Nate
Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Kastere and Strike Witch and Used:), the ones that got voted out D:
The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Abbey <3
Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
OANST

Good luck to all <3.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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01-05-2010, 04:15 PM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator - They all suck

Best Blogger - DI

Greatest Debator - Wings Of Fire

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist - Sekto Springs (hey, he is pretty damn good)

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - Dipstikk

Best Writer - Splat

Best Role-Player - Splat

Funniest Poster - Leto

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - AIN! (I love that guy)

Most Meaningful Poster - Wings Of Fire

Most Underrated Poster - AIN!

Best Advice Giver - Max The Mug

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max -||-

Best New Comer - Cammy

Most Welcome Return - Rexy (whenever she returns it's always welcome in my book )

Best Veteran - Noooo idea
Dearly Missed Member - Dunno...

Most Liked - Wings Of Fire

Most Eccentric - Strike Witch

Most Annoying - Meechy

Most Accomplished Troll - DI

Best Couple - Kastere and Transformers

Most Dedicated Member - Splat

Member in Dire Need of a Life - MarsMudokon

Best Staff Member - Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - Pilot

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Abbey (OANST's Daughter)

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - ...nnn...o one.


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You dick! I came up with that first!
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01-05-2010, 04:23 PM
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And we all said we were going to do it =)
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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01-05-2010, 04:46 PM
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Voting and questions in this thread only from this point on. Or infractions.
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01-05-2010, 04:46 PM
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WiredFail: In the interests of consistency, the title of this thread should have been "The 8th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards". *changes*

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Best New Comer - Cammy
FYI, Cammy would only be eligible for next year's award.
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01-05-2010, 04:49 PM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator:

Best Blogger:

Greatest Debator:

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist: Sekto Springs

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Dripik (do those strips count?)

Best Writer:

Best Role-Player:

Funniest Poster: OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster:

Most Meaningful Poster: ...

Most Underrated Poster:

Best Advice Giver: ...

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge:

Best New Comer: OprilTheVykker

Most Welcome Return: N/A

Best Veteran: OANST

Dearly Missed Member: N/A

Most Liked:

Most Eccentric:

Most Annoying:

Most Accomplished Troll:

Best Couple: Mollucks Assistant and MeechMunchie

Most Dedicated Member: ...

Member in Dire Need of a Life: MarsMudoken (sorry bud)

Best Staff Member: Max the Mug

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: ...

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot:

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): ...
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01-05-2010, 04:59 PM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator - used

Best Blogger - OANST

Greatest Debator - Bullet Magnet

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist - Alcar

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - Alcar

Best Writer - Alcar

Best Role-Player - Alcar

Funniest Poster - AiN/OANST/Leto

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Abe Is Now! (Again, sorry)

Most Meaningful Poster - Wings of Fire/AiN

Most Underated Poster - Mollucks Assistant

Best Advice Giver - Nate

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - AiN

Best New Comer - Fuck knows

Most Welcome Return - Uh. OANST?

Best Veteran - Xavier

Dearly Missed Member - MeechShrykull1029

Most Liked - Leto/OANST/WoF


Most Eccentric - Kastere

Most Annoying - Havoc/Enchilado

Most Accomplished Troll OANST

Best Couple - Sekto Springs & Pilot

Most Dedicated Member - Xavier

Member Most in Dire Need of a Life Alcar..

Best Staff Member - HOBO

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - Leto

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Abbey

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - Wired
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01-05-2010, 05:09 PM
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Best Thread Creator Havoc

Best Blogger Kastere

Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist Sekto Springs

Best Non-Oddworld Artist Dipstikk

Best Writer Strike Witch

Best Role-Player T-Nex

Funniest Poster Leto

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe is Now! (sorry, I think this is like the third time in a row)

Most Meaningful Poster Wings of Fire

Most Underated Poster Anonyman!

Best Advice Giver Pilot

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the fucking Mug

Best New Comer Josh

Most Welcome Return Rex Tirano

Best Veteran Pilot

Dearly Missed Member PatrickVykkers

Most Liked Abe is Now!/Mollucks Assistant/Wings of Fire

Most Eccentric Mollucks Assistant/Abe is Now!/Cammy

Most Annoying Scrabtrapman

Most Accomplished Troll Disgruntled Intern

Best Couple Sekto Springs and T-Nex

Most Dedicated Member Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life Meh

Best Staff Member Alcar/Xavier/Hobo

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Wings of Fire

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Abbey

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Max the Mug
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01-05-2010, 05:30 PM
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Wired is funny this year; he should get paid extra for that. Say, one extra week out of his cage.



Best Blogger
Kastere

Greatest Debator
Molluck's Assistant

Best Oddworld Artist
Scipionyx and Dryadri

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Dryadri

Best Writer
MeechMunchie

Best Role-Player
Gretin

Funniest Poster
Carnix

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Abe is Now

Most Meaningful Poster
Havoc

Most Underrated Poster
Gretin

Best Advice Giver
Gretin (he's good at giving good advice)

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Ackro the Slig and Max the Mug

Best New Comer
Dryadri

Best Veteran
T-nex

Dearly Missed Member
Munch's Master (what ever happened to that guy?)

Most Liked
Strike Witch

Most Eccentric
Strike Witch

Most Annoying
Mars Mudoken

Most Accomplished Troll
Trolls don't accomplish anything here; they get chased away after their third post.

Best Couple
Opril the Vykker and Mars Mudoken (it doesn't say what kind of couple! Thank you.)

Most Dedicated Member
MeechShrykul1029 (srsly!)

Member in Dire Need of a Life
Pilot

Best Staff Member
Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Gretin (I know how to spell his name!)

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
OANST

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Nate (war on terror!)
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01-05-2010, 05:56 PM
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Notice: Please don't vote for Cammy, he only joined this year.

Thanks.
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01-05-2010, 06:49 PM
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The Categories

Best Thread Creator: Used

Best Blogger: Kastere

Greatest Debator: OANST

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist: Sekto Springs (When you occasionaly see his work)

Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Dripik (Just going with the flow)

Best Writer: Splat

Best Role-Player:Splat

Funniest Poster: OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: AIN (Big surprise there)

Most Meaningful Poster: MeechShrykull 1029

Most Underrated Poster: Daxter King

Best Advice Giver: Nate

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Xavier or Max

Best New Comer: Hmmmm, Josh!

Most Welcome Return: AIN

Best Veteran: Hobo

Dearly Missed Member: MeechShrykull 1029

Most Liked: Glukkonlulu

Most Eccentric: Strike Witch

Most Annoying: MarMudokkon

Most Accomplished Troll: DI

Best Couple: OANST & WOF

Most Dedicated Member: MeechShrykull 1029

Member in Dire Need of a Life: OANST & WOF

Best Staff Member: Nate (Please bring these forums back to how they used to be!)

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: Pilot & Fuzzle Guy

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: MeechShrykull 1029

Most Valuable Poster (MVP): MeechShrykull 1029

Last edited by moxco; 01-05-2010 at 11:42 PM.. : For being lazy and not reading nate's post!
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01-05-2010, 06:51 PM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator - Wings of Fire

Best Blogger - OddjobAbe

Greatest Debator - Used

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist - Scipionyx

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - Dryadri

Best Writer - Oddey

Best Role-Player - i shall say AlexFili

Funniest Poster - OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Abe is Now!

Most Meaningful Poster - Sekto Springs

Most Underrated Poster - Jordan

Best Advice Giver - Wings of Fire

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max the Mug

Best New Comer - MeechMunchie

Most Welcome Return - Pilot

Best Veteran - Disgruntled Intern

Dearly Missed Member - Metroixer

Most Liked - T-nex

Most Eccentric - KASTERE

Most Annoying - MarsMudokon

Most Accomplished Troll - Disgruntled Intern

Best Couple - Max the Mug & Fuzzle Guy

Most Dedicated Member - OANST

Member in Dire Need of a Life - Opril the Vykker

Best Staff Member - Hobo

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - Kastere

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Abbey (OANST Mk II).

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - Nate. who's going to stop wankers taking over?

that's the first time i've actually been here for to vote.
and i think its a shame the Non-Oddworld Writer award isn't up this year.

anyway good luck to all except the people i don't want to have good luck YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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01-05-2010, 07:18 PM
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Best Thread Creator Used

Best Blogger AiN!

Master Debator Nate

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist Sekto Springs

Best Non-Oddworld Artist Walrusguy

Best Writer ...

Best Role-Player ...

Funniest Poster used

Most Meaningful Poster What the hell does this nomination even mean?

Most Underrated Poster nOObs, in the brief moment between the time that their account is spawned and the time we lop their heads off. Actually, MoxCo.

Best Advice Giver Nate

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max

Best Veteran DI

Dearly Missed Member T-nex (banned)

Most Liked molluck's assistant

Most Annoying Ghost

Most Accomplished Troll Kastere

Best Couple SS and T-nex (she will be missed)

Most Dedicated Member Atusi

Member in Dire Need of a Life I can't vote for myself.

Best Staff Member Best as in coolest or best as in does his job? Nate.

Member Who’d Make a Bad Moderator Oprilthevykker

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator DI

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot The Sumo Baby

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Max the Mug kinda holds this place together with his trademark soft touch. I think.


This is gay, I'm so over this.
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01-06-2010, 12:11 AM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator
Havoc
Best Blogger
Strike Witch
Greatest Debator
OANST
Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist
Don't Know
Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Don't care
Best Writer
Don't Know
Best Role-Player
Splat?

Funniest Poster
OASNT
Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
abe is now!
Most Meaningful Poster
Bullet Magnet
Most Underated Poster
Kastere
Best Advice Giver
OANST
Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Max the Mug
Best New Comer
Josh
Most Welcome Return
Leto
Best Veteran
Xavier
Dearly Missed Member
Chubfish
Most Liked
T-nex
Most Eccentric
Disgruntled Intern
Most Annoying
Oh erm...Iluvmares
Most Accomplished Troll
Disgruntled Intern
Best Couple
Nate and Max
Most Dedicated Member
Far too many to count
Member in Dire Need of a Life
Wings Of Fire
Best Staff Member
Nate
Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Strike Witch
The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Abe is now, the local Italian punk
Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
OANST
Interesting way of doing it this year, I like the green box

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01-06-2010, 12:59 AM
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Funniest Poster
mollucks assistant - there have been many times where his posts made me laugh.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
No one. I believe a lot of people are just intentionally and naturally funny, but some just aren't.

Most Meaningful Poster
Bullet Magnet - In almost every one of his posts he really puts everything into it.

Most Underrated Poster
Laser - Something tells me this guy needs more love, OK!?

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Max - Should've seen it coming.

Best New Comer
Josh - At first I wasn't sure, but he's really started to make himself at home here. That witty guy.

Best Veteran
Oddjobabe - Like MA, he's made me laugh quite a few times.
Dearly Missed Member
I don't really miss anyone in particular, though we don't see Mitsur round these parts often...

Most Liked
WoF - Everyone loves this guy.

Most Eccentric
Strike Witch - All her blogs about... different things are very interesting to look at.

Most Annoying

Abe is now! - There, I said it, I'm sorry but that's what I feel.

Most Accomplished Troll
Kastere - He's really good at that.

Best Couple
Max and Fuzzle Guy. It's getting weird, guys.

Most Dedicated Member
MeechShrykull1029 - He just won't give the frick up.

Best Staff Member
Nate - He's always trying to sort shit out here. Grats.

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Pilot - He's gotta have the job of a mod, it's his destiny.
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01-06-2010, 01:33 AM
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NateFail: You're one to talk about consistency, given you're the one that suggested renaming the awards by year rather than number. Don't tell me to do things a different way then cut my balls off for doing what you say. That's really mean.

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Nate

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Interesting way of doing it this year, I like the green box
You didn't like the pink box last year?

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and i think its a shame the Non-Oddworld Writer award isn't up this year.
It was decided that since there was only really one possible winner, we needn't bother with it.
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  #19  
01-06-2010, 02:08 AM
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Best Thread Creator - Splat

Best Blogger - Strike Witch

Greatest Debator - Max the Mug

Best Oddworld Artist - Dryadri

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - Dryadri

Best Writer - Splat

Best Role-Player - Splat

Funniest Poster - crashpunk

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Max the Mug

Most Meaningful Poster - Max the Mug

Most Underrated Poster - enchilado

Best Advice Giver - Splat

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max the Mug

Best New Comer - MarsMudoken

Most Welcome Return - mollucks assistant (not sure if that counts but I did get him to finish Glory Slig!)

Best Veteran - Max the Mug

Dearly Missed Member - Teal (Keaalu)

Most Liked - Oddey

Most Eccentric - MarsMudoken

Most Annoying - MarsMudoken

Most Accomplished Troll - OANST

Best Couple - (no idea)

Most Dedicated Member - Splat

Member in Dire Need of a Life - Strike Witch

Best Staff Member - Max the Mug

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - dripik

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Slig75

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - Max the Mug
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  #20  
01-06-2010, 03:09 AM
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Best Blogger
OANST. I thoroughly enjoyed reading the stories on the peculiar people he came across.
Greatest Debator
Bullet Magnet. I don't recall ever objecting to any of his arguments. He puts his points across very well.
Funniest Poster
OANST.
Most Underrated Poster
MeechMunchie
Best New Comer
Josh. There was one particular post that I liked, but I can't remember what it was.
Best Veteran
I like Pilot. I enjoy a bit of silliness.
Most Liked
Molluck's Assistant. He tickles me often, especially when I can relate to his points.
Most Annoying
Opril. I don't often see his posts, but when I do, my blood tends to boil.
Most Accomplished Troll
Molluck's Assistant for the Ridg3 "argument".
Most Dedicated Member
MeechShrykull. I don't think he realises how entertainingg he is.
Member in Dire Need of a Life
MeechShrykull also. I can't understand how an internet forum bothers him so much.
Best Staff Member
Fuck. Probably Nate.
Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
DI. Seems quite a no-shit person to me.
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  #21  
01-06-2010, 03:14 AM
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Best Thread Creator - Splat

Best Blogger - ?

Greatest Debator - Max the Mug

Best Oddworld Artist - Sekto

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - Dryadri

Best Writer - ?

Best Role-Player - ?

Funniest Poster - OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Crashpunk

Most Meaningful Poster - ?

Most Underrated Poster - enchilado

Best Advice Giver - ?

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max the Mug

Best New Comer - MeechMunchie

Most Welcome Return - ?

Best Veteran - Max the Mug

Dearly Missed Member - ?

Most Liked - Nate

Most Eccentric - MarsMudoken

Most Annoying - MarsMudoken

Most Accomplished Troll - OANST

Best Couple - Nexy and Sekto

Most Dedicated Member - ?

Member in Dire Need of a Life - Sekto

Best Staff Member - Max the Mug

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - MeechMunchie

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - OANST

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - OANST
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  #22  
01-06-2010, 03:52 AM
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Best Thread Creator
Kind of blank

Best Blogger
OANST

Greatest Debator
Probrably Bullet Magnet

Fan Corner Suite

Best Oddworld Artist
Scipionyx

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
I have no idea

Best Writer
Mullocks Assistant (Followed closely by AlexFili)

Best Role-Player
AlexFili for the Creeper

Funniest Poster
Kastere makes me laugh sometimes

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Who is there really besides Abe is Now!

Most Meaningful Poster
Do we mean anything we say here?

Most Underrated Poster
Shaman

Best Advice Giver
Leto for sure

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
I haven't a clue. Max when he wants to.

Best New Comer
Taco

Most Welcome Return
I think Sekto Springs returned but I'm not sure.

Best Veteran
Don't really know

Dearly Missed Member
Beats me.

Most Liked
AlexFili

Most Eccentric
Strike Witch

Most Annoying
MeechShrykull1209

Most Accomplished Troll
Sekto Springs (Sometimes anyway)

Best Couple
OddjobAbe and Mullocks Assistant. They're more like a double act though

Most Dedicated Member
Don't know

Member in Dire Need of a Life
I haven't a clue

Best Staff Member
Everyone knows it's Alcar

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Mullock's Assistant

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
AlexFili. He's exactly what the rest of us aren't

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Nobody comes to mind.


Everyone I've voted for, I hope you win in the category that I voted for you in.
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Congratulations, Oddey, on winning FC's fanfiction competition two years running! You are clearly the man to beat!

  #23  
01-06-2010, 04:26 AM
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Just for clarification, "Best Couple" isn't restricted to romantic partners. Double acts, be they comedy or they be hatin, fall within this category. Sorry Chris and Nikki, but everyone needs competition. xxx

And it isn't absolutely necessary for the Dearly Missed Member not to have posted in 2009, but if you don't feel you can play it by ear, it's a decent enough guideline. Try and think "Who have I been missing most throughout 2009?", not "Who am I missing right now?"

EDIT: Thank you Joe. *kiss kiss kiss*
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  #24  
01-06-2010, 05:53 AM
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Best Thread Creator - OANST

Best Blogger - Splat

Greatest Debator - Used

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist - Tim Cottenham

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - Dripik

Best Writer - Splat

Best Role-Player - Dripik

Funniest Poster - OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Abe is Now

Most Meaningful Poster - Nate

Most Underrated Poster - Enchilado

Best Advice Giver - Nate

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max the Mug

Best New Comer - Enchilado

Most Welcome Return - Godlesswanderer

Best Veteran - OANST

Dearly Missed Member - Skillya_Glowi

Most Liked - Alcar

Most Eccentric - Strike Witch

Most Annoying - Ackro the Slig

Most Accomplished Troll - Hobo

Best Couple - Hobo & Disgruntled Intern

Most Dedicated Member - Max the Mug

Member in Dire Need of a Life - Hobo

Best Staff Member - Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - Used

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Xavier

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - Xavier
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  #25  
01-06-2010, 05:57 AM
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Best Thread Creator Used

Best Blogger Mollucks Assistant

Greatest Debator Sekto Springs

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist Scipionyx

Best Non-Oddworld Artist Dripik

Best Writer AlexFili

Best Role-Player Gretin

Funniest Poster Mollucks Assistant

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Master of Hardcore

Most Meaningful Poster Sekto Springs

Most Underrated Poster Gretin or Dripik

Best Advice Giver Leto, oddly enough.

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug

Best New Comer Josh

Most Welcome Return I don't notice when anyone leaves, so Rex Tirano I guess.

Best Veteran Disgruntled Intern

Dearly Missed Member Munch's Master - unless he sneaked back without me noticing

Most Liked Is this who I like the most, or who I think is liked the most by everybody? If the former, Mollucks Assistant. If the latter, Pilot.

Most Eccentric Kastere

Most Annoying MarsMudoken

Most Accomplished Troll Mollucks Assistant

Most Dedicated Member Splat

Member in Dire Need of a Life MeechShrykull1029

Best Staff Member Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator OddjobAbe

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Abbey in her Pegasus Knight gear

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Max the Mug

  #26  
01-06-2010, 07:33 AM
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The Categories


Best Thread Creator Havoc

Best Blogger Disgruntled Intern

Greatest Debator Wings of Fire

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist

Best Non-Oddworld Artist

Best Writer

Best Role-Player

Funniest Poster Abe is Now

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Sekto

Most Meaningful Poster Wings of Fire

Most Underrated Poster OddJobAbe

Best Advice Giver Ackro

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Xavier

Best New Comer Josh

Most Welcome ReturnAbe is Now

Best Veteran Disgruntled Intern

Dearly Missed Member Ackro

Most Liked Wings of Fire

Most Eccentric Pilot

Most Annoying Ackro

Most Accomplished Troll Disgruntled Intern

Best Couple Sekto and Disgruntled Intern

Most Dedicated Member Nate

Member in Dire Need of a Life Splat

Best Staff Member Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Mollucks Assistant

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot

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Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Wings of Fire
This am my vote.
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My bowels hurt.

  #27  
01-06-2010, 07:47 AM
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I'm not sure if voting for your own offspring violates the voting for yourself rule.

Until Nate or Wired come to tell me otherwise, I'm going to assume it does.
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01-06-2010, 07:49 AM
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I'm not sure if voting for your own offspring violates the voting for yourself rule.

Until Nate or Wired come to tell me otherwise, I'm going to assume it does.
But.......she totally is our mascot.

I think we should have a new skin with that picture at the top.
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  #29  
01-06-2010, 08:17 AM
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Best Couple Sekto and Disgruntled Intern
GET FUCKED FOUR EYES
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  #30  
01-06-2010, 08:27 AM
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Don't you think he has enough spawn?
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